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Song Parodies -> "The Pain In Jesus' Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"The Pain In Jesus' Eyes"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

Despite the complaints of squeamish unbelievers, painting a visceral mental picture of how painful Jesus' torture and death was is very important, because IT SHOWS HOW MUCH HE LOVES US, because He went through it willingly, FOR US.
I told you yesterday
Your pride must go away
You try to stand so tall
You think you are so strong
But Jesus fought your fight
Everything, He did it right
Unchangeable, there's nothing He did wrong
He couldn't breathe
Pain wouldn't leave
the cross they hanged Him on

There He bled, dripping red
His flesh torn to pieces
Don't deny Him, make amends
He fought your sin and won
You'd know love was His guide
if you had seen the bloody death He died
The pain in Jesus' eyes

God's word tells everything
Peace to you the Lord can bring
You say you feel alright
But you have no light
Cuz all you've shown to me
is what you pretend to be
So together, but so broken up inside
Christ couldn't breathe
Pain wouldn't leave
the cross they hanged Him on

There He bled, dripping red
His flesh torn to pieces
Can't deny it, proof is in
He's God's begotten Son
You would be on His side
if you had seen the bloody death He died
before He did arise

Chiding me for helping you out
For sinning you must blame yourself
Jesus Christ is risen now
No, they don't cry at the gravesite
anymore

Jesus bled, dripping red
His flesh torn to pieces
Don't deny it, make amends
He fought your sin and won
Battle-worn, satan gripes
cuz we are healed by Jesus' bloody stripes
For us our Saviour died

Jesus bled, dripping red
His flesh torn to pieces
Don't deny Him, faith amends
Trust God's begotten Son
Help you see, I have tried
I wish you'd seen the bloody death He died
The pain in Jesus' eyes
Isaiah 53:5 "...he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities...and with his stripes we are healed."

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