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Song Parodies -> "Never Again (Cheerleader Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Never Again"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Never Again (Cheerleader Version)"

Parody Written by:

Cameron Franklin

The Lyrics

it's another one
I've been into this spell for quite so damn long, it won't go away, and it's pretty strong

Cheerleaders are the only thing on my mind, and sex isn't there anymore

This is totally more than a beautiful fantasy coming true, it's happening to me, and it could happen to you

It doesn't hurt to be in this world, because these are the kind of girls that you'll get hooked on for the rest of your life, and there won't be strife

I know I will never get out of this, and I also know that this is beautiful shit, I am not gonna get out of this damn place, never again

It's a Friday night, and i'm feeling alright, but when halftime came, everything wasn't the same

Just one cheerleader came up to me, and did a dirty cheer, and it never happened to me before

This story is true, and it's won't ever go away, and if I want to get out, there's gotta be a way

It doesn't hurt to be in this world, because these are the kind of girls that you'll get hooked on for the rest of your life, and there won't be strife

I know I will never get out of this, and I also know that this is beautiful shit, I am not gonna get out of this damn place, never again

Never again, I will get out
Never again, show anyone what this is about
Never again, I will find a way, to just stay, never

Never again, I will get out
Never again, show anyone what this is about
Never again, I will find a way, to just stay, never

It doesn't hurt to be in this world, because these are the kind of girls that you'll get hooked on for the rest of your life, and there won't be strife

I know I will never get out of this, and I also know that this is beautiful shit, I am not gonna get out of this damn place, I never will, I never will

Never again
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Andrew D. Lacroix - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
As the author of 3 Kelly Clarkson parodies (and more to come), good job. Better than the OS, and although the pacing could have been better, I'll be nice and give you a 444.

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