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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Springer"

Original Song Title:

"MilkShake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Springer"

Parody Written by:

Grace

The Lyrics

I was flicking channels the other day and came across Jerry Springer and was watching it for a little while, and I realised that show is pretty addictive. So I decided to write a song about it...as you do.
Jerry Springer brings all the skanks to the show
They're like "you skanky ho"
"Dam right I slept with Joe"
Is it made-up? Hell I don't know (2X)

I know you watch it
This show's so stupid
But you just can't look away
Her husband's gay?
Slept with Jose?!?
Oh, what a day

La la la la la...turn it on
La la la la la...and just admit it
La la la la la...turn it up
La la la la la...you know you love it

Jerry Springer brings all the skanks to the show
They're like "you skanky ho"
"Dam right I slept with Joe"
Is it made-up? Hell I don't know (2X)

And now they're screaming
"I love you Jerry"
And it's pretty scary but,
I just have to look
I should read a book
But I'm think hooked

La la la la la...turn it on
La la la la la...and just admit it
La la la la la...turn it up
La la la la la...you know you love it

Jerry Springer brings all the skanks to the show
They're like "you skanky ho"
"Dam right I slept with Joe"
Is it made-up? Hell I don't know (2X)

Once you get involved
You'll start to watch it daily
And when you start to chant
You'll think you're going crazy
God, what have I begun?
Thought I was the only one
I think I need to stop
Maybe...or maybe not

La la la la la...turn it on
La la la la la...and just admit it
La la la la la...turn it up
La la la la la...you know you love it

Jerry Springer brings all the skanks to the show
They're like "you skanky ho,
Dam right I slept with Joe"
Is it made-up? Hell I don't know (2X)

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Birgitta - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is funny Grace. And I like Springer parodies too-GJ.
Tim Hall - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. I also wrote a Jerry Springer parody to Prince's Controversy.
Meriadoc - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good! We did one too called Jerry Jerry to the tune of Neil Diamond's Cherry Cherry."
Grace - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
Michael Pacholek - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I've only mentioned Springer in one parody so far, but it was about Oprah. I could write one about him, but, damn right, it wouldn't be better than yours.
Grace - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha...dam right indeed.
Steven benz - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
great job i could do better though lol : )
Ali - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
omg thatis the funniest parody eva!!!!!! Great job!!
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I have to give you props for that one, it was damn good. Just not as good as my "Milkshake" parody called "Bill Gates."
Liz - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
AWESOME! Good Job! I pasted the site to a bunch of my friends and they loved it. haha, i actually kinda like that show...
Joe Knisely - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This is god-awful. I hate it. It seems like it was written by a ten-year-old.
Kitty - February 24, 2008 - Report this comment
this is so funny!! jerry springer is addictive, i think it's stupid but if i come across it i always end up watching it...

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