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Song Parodies -> "Pound Cake"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Pound Cake"

Parody Written by:

The Deku Scrub of Doom!

The Lyrics

It was, as you can tell, Milkshake. I got the idea while I was watching my mom gleefully cooking a poundcake...she was ANNOYINGLY chipper...-.-
My pound cake brings all the kids to the yard,
and they're like,
Taste better than John's
damn right its better than John's,
If I feed you,
I'mma have to charge

I know you want it,
the food that makes me
what the cooks go crazy for.
They check to see,
How I preheat,
i think its neat

la la-la la la,
Whip it up.
lala-lalala,
the kids are waiting

My pound cake brings all the kids to the yard,
and they're like,
Taste better than John's
damn right its better than John's,
If I feed you,
I'mma have to charge

i can see you like it
you want me to tell the
Way to bake this good stuff,
It can't be told,
just don't take my stove,
watch if you're bold,

la la-la la la,
Whip it up.
lala-lalala,
the kids are waiting

My pound cake brings all the kids to the yard,
and they're like,
Taste better than John's
damn right its better than John's,
If I feed you,
I'mma have to charge(x2)

Once I bring it out
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your pride,
same time watch out for kleptos,
just get the perfect mix,
plus don't forget the Twix,
then next their eyes will squint,
then they've picked up the scent,

la la-la la la,
Whip it up.
lala-lalala,
the kids are waiting

My pound cake brings all the kids to the yard,
and they're like,
Taste better than John's
damn right its better than John's,
If I feed you,
I'mma have to charge(x2)

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Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe-what a cute one! I hate "Milkshake" sooooo much-I just loathe it.This was really fun. Thx- : )
Chicken - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Your parody should have been about bird seed bock bock
Bob - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought it was pretty lame and not that very funny.i like the original version waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better

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