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Song Parodies -> "Illegal Junk Food"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Illegal Junk Food"

Parody Written by:

XxMCGxX

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all of my friends

Repeat x2]
My milk shake beats Mac Donalds hard,
and they're like,
ours better than yours,
I go, mine's better than yours
i make burgers,
and fries to go

I know you want it,
the flesh of the dead cows
what carnivores eat in line.
They lose their minds,
The pepper grinds,
i think its time

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
serve it up
lala-lalala,
custo-mers come first

My milk shake beats Mac Donalds hard,
and they're like,
ours better than yours,
I go, mine's better than yours
i make burgers,
and fries to go

i got you hooked on,
the junkfood that clogs your veins
techniques that brought me fame,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
security rocks,

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
serve it up
lala-lalala,
custo-mers come first

My milk shake beats Mac Donalds hard,
and they're like,
ours better than yours,
I go, mine's better than yours
i make burgers,
and fries to go

Once you get involved,
Retain hygiene this way-so
Waitress, maintain your charm,
while I fight off the bailiff,
for opening business,
in an apartment kitchen,
I punch his eyes are squint,
He smelt that rotting scent,

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
serve it up
lala-lalala,
custo-mers come first

My milk shake beats Mac Donalds hard,
and they're like,
ours better than yours,
I go, mine's better than yours
used to make burgers
Now I'm shut down
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Neo Matrix - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, it's not a good idea to add more syllables than are in the original.
Critical - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This stinks out loud. It's not good.
funny girl - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
it dosnt stink i think its a very good song.
Blade - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Two words. Totally dreadful. The original song was rubbish, this certainly isn't much better

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