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Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

This is about a column you read in ESPN The Magazine before the very last page.
Those Outtakes brings all the fans to the yard
And they're like, "it's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
Danny Patrick is leading the charge

Dan Patrick wants it
The column that makes him
What the guys go crazy for
Athletes on their mind, talk some off-topic time

I think it's time.

Warm it up,
The answer's waiting

(repeat chorus)

The page that i'm on it...
Dan wants us to ask the,
Queries that are weird and strange
In the mail I bought,
Pictures that have your eyes caught

Watch if you're smart

(repeat vamp 2x)

(repeat chorus 2x)

Oh, once you get involved
Every topic he feels this way,
From a box of Lucky Charms,
To the athletes' greatest game
Sports and Pop Culture do blend
From a page transcript within

Those words won't make you squint
Cost ya $3.50

(repeat vamp 2x)

(repeat chorus 2x)

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Agrimorfee - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
111's were unfair on this. It's clever to take such a sexual song and turn it into a tribute to a Sports Magazine! It's not something I am familiar with, but I'm sure Dan Patrick would be proud.

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