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Song Parodies -> "Skittles"
Original Song Title:
"Milkshake"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelis
Parody Song Title:
"Skittles"
Parody Written by:
KutieKittyPerciousPuppy
The Lyrics
it doesn't rhym. Sorry. boohoo. Grieve. cry. mourn. Ok, get over it.and ENJOY!
CHORUS:
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and they're like, "I'm you're bestest friend."
bull shit, who the hell are you
I could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and they're like, "I'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean
VERSE 1:
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
what the boys are beggin for
they lose their dignity
they way they whine
just go away!
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
CHORUS:
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "I'm your bestest friend."
bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
VERSE 2:
they're all over me
you want me to share the
skittles that freaks these boys
so nice and good
just know that you could
Buy them if you're smart
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
CHORUS:
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
VERSE 3:
oh once you get a skittle
everyone will want one too
so, you must you cant have a skittle
and i'm not sorry at all
just get out of my sight
and never come back again
Then next you'll glare at me
and pick up a dropped one
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
CHORUS:
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and they're like, "I'm you're bestest friend."
bull shit, who the hell are you
I could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and they're like, "I'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean
VERSE 1:
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
what the boys are beggin for
they lose their dignity
they way they whine
just go away!
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
CHORUS:
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "I'm your bestest friend."
bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
VERSE 2:
they're all over me
you want me to share the
skittles that freaks these boys
so nice and good
just know that you could
Buy them if you're smart
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
CHORUS:
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
VERSE 3:
oh once you get a skittle
everyone will want one too
so, you must you cant have a skittle
and i'm not sorry at all
just get out of my sight
and never come back again
Then next you'll glare at me
and pick up a dropped one
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
CHORUS:
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean
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who cares if it didnt rhyme, it was funny :p
the point of a parody is for to match the original somewhat...rhyme if the song rhymes...didnt do that. all you did was put words together which you didnt do badly but it woulda been better if you did it true to the style of the original
Hehehe, nice song. I like it, but only cuz youre that mean. LOL.
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