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Song Parodies -> "Skittles"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Skittles"

Parody Written by:

KutieKittyPerciousPuppy

The Lyrics

it doesn't rhym. Sorry. boohoo. Grieve. cry. mourn. Ok, get over it.and ENJOY!
CHORUS:
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and they're like, "I'm you're bestest friend."
bull shit, who the hell are you
I could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean

My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and they're like, "I'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean

VERSE 1:
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
what the boys are beggin for
they lose their dignity
they way they whine

just go away!

la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple

CHORUS:
My skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "I'm your bestest friend."
bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz i'm just that mean

my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean

VERSE 2:
they're all over me
you want me to share the
skittles that freaks these boys
so nice and good
just know that you could

Buy them if you're smart

la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple

CHORUS:
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean

my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean

VERSE 3:
oh once you get a skittle
everyone will want one too
so, you must you cant have a skittle
and i'm not sorry at all
just get out of my sight
and never come back again

Then next you'll glare at me
and pick up a dropped one

la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple
la-la la la-la
red and green
la-la la la-la
yellow and purple

CHORUS:
my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean

my skittles bring all the boys to my locker
and their like, "i'm your bestest friend."
Bull shit, who the hell are you
i could tease you
cuz im just that mean

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 8

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KaylanR - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
who cares if it didnt rhyme, it was funny :p
MJ3000 - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
the point of a parody is for to match the original somewhat...rhyme if the song rhymes...didnt do that. all you did was put words together which you didnt do badly but it woulda been better if you did it true to the style of the original
Charles AKA Skitt13z - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hehehe, nice song. I like it, but only cuz youre that mean. LOL.

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