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Song Parodies -> "81 Points"

Original Song Title:

"Milshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"81 Points"

Parody Written by:

Caryn

The Lyrics

This is a parody about Kobe Bryant. I guess I speak for a lot of people when I say he's an arrogant, cocky, narsacist.... so I wrote this paradoy after he scored an (highly overrated) 81 points...Enjoy!
(chorus x2)
My 81 points makes me a star
And i'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog

My name is Kobe,
They say I'm cocky, but I don't care
I love to hear the crowd's cheers
They lose their minds,
My wife is white
It's time to shine.

La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting

(chorus x2)
My 81 points makes me a star
And I'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog

You see I foul
About in every game
But because of all my fame
I get away,
Cause im the greatest in the NBA
Nike adds to my pay

La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting

Oh once I hit the court
There is no stopping me now
I dominant this sport
So worship me and bow
I was accused of having sex
without a girl's concent
Even if you hate me tomorrow
I'll still be your kid's hero

La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting

My 81 points makes me a star
And I'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
this is COPYWRITTEN

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Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
That is the best parody for that song on this site! 555 We need more songs about Kobe!
Boozer - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
five hundred fifty five points right before the buzzer for this parody

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