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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Michael Jackson

The Lyrics

Scheduled perfectly for Michael Jackson's Friday Court Appearance.
Michael Jackson brings little boys to his park,
He waits until it gets dark, Yes he waits until it gets dark,
He could touch them, but he's gonna get charged.

I'm Michael Jackson,
The thing that makes me wild,
When I am touching a child,
It feels so good,
I misunderstood,
When he said I could.

La La La La La, I'm being sued
La La La La La, By the Boy that I screwed.
La La La La La, Feelin Fine
La La La La La, I gave him wine.

Michael Jackson brings little boys to his park,
He waits until it gets dark, Yes he waits until it gets dark,
He could touch them, but he's gonna get charged.

I had all of it planned,
I invited him to Neverland, so
And then I poured the wine,
We did it all the time.

La La La La La, I'm being sued
La La La La La, By the Boy that I screwed.
La La La La La, Feelin Fine
La La La La La, I gave him wine.

Michael Jackson brings little boys to his park,
He waits until it gets dark, Yes he waits until it gets dark,
He could touch them, but he's gonna get charged.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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funny girl - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
that was funny.
Meriadoc - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing could have been better, but then I doubt if this is an easy song to pace... not bad! :-)
Marie - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, looks like time was put into it, almost pissed myself laughing :L
Bob B. - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
FUNNY, GJ GJ GJ thx for the laugh
avril - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
omg i was laughing so hard i cried!
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That is some funny f***in' stuff, man!
Wait a minute..! - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Is Michael Jackson the name of the parody author here?!
Brian - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice, best parody I have heard in months. You should write for SNL or MadTV.
rob - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
nice my friend took it from you and said he made it up, who made this up, its great!
maky - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
oh my gosh...its so true!!!lol im still laughing
maky - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
oh my gosh...its so true!!!lol im still laughing
Animal - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Brian. You would be great on snl. I can imagine it, you know...you would be really rich.

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