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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon Cards"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Pokemon Cards"

Parody Written by:

Mark Anthony Flores

The Lyrics

FOR THE NERDS
[Repeat x2]
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the nerds go crazy for.
They beg their moms,
for a pack of cards,
i think its time

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
thundershock.
lala-lalala,
i need HP

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these nerds,
it can't be bought,
just know, cheaters get caught,
watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
flamethrower
la la-la la la,
i need HP

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

Once you evolved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your cards,
same time maintain your Hp,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your gameplay,

[Chorus x2]
lala-lalala,
hydro blast,
lala-lalala,
The nerds are waiting

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 262

Voting Breakdown

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 1   19
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 12
 
 2   12
 6
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 3   32
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 4   76
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 5   123
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K.Y.L.E - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This sounds familiar from another parody
JAYE - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn right that's funny
ayumi - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
funny song! could you make one for other trading card games too? like, make a song for yu-gi-oh card game or magic: the gathering.
K.Y.L.E - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I?m right!! It?s based on (not the same as) this parody here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kelis22.shtml
Rachel - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha, people started singing that to the nerds at our school and we all got in trouble for not being respectful but it is still damn funny!!
Barry Harrison - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It was good so i give it 4 (****) out of 5 (*****)
d0nut - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
there was another one of these,it went: My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And there like "wanna trade cards?" Damn right i wanna trade cards I'll trade you My Charizard
Julia - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You stole this parody from somewher biotch
bleh - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
where can i download this at? any link?
Jacki - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
FUNNI STUFF!
geg - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
verry funni :P:@:#
Me - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Can i actually listen to this song??
Trippy - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHA!! i love this song so much im prett sure i almost pissed myself when i hurd it
jimmy osborn - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
ii love men so very much
NikkiDoll - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
this song is cool as i love it =p
Doodle - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
where can u get that song???!!! I luv it !!!
jack ass 1.2 - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
my pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard not him that basterd they do i dont want my pickacku
Kaelia-Val - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment
It's pacing is off. It tries to fit too many words in D< When I sing or type it I take some words out so it fits better.
derek - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
The merchant of Venice was one of many classics written by William Shakespeare. Shakespeare was one of few people who don’t believe in how the Jews got treated by Christians. Jewish people were treated horribly by Christians. I think Shakespeare wrote the play to highlight the way the Jewish people were treated; he wanted to bring it to the attention of the people in the audience. The play was set in Venice because it was a huge trading port. Shylock was one of the many main characters in the play; he was a Jewish money lender who was treated very badly by all the Christians in the play. He had to be a money lender, that’s all he could be. Antonio is another main character, he is a Christian merchant who hated Jews. Antonio and shylock first met when watching a Jew being tossed off the bridge. After watching it they walked into each other, Antonio then spat upon him after he said hello. Later a man named Bassanio came to Antonio asking for money, Bassanio and Antonio are good friends. Bassanio needs money to meet the woman of his dreams and hopefully they would both fall in love and be married but there is a problem all of Antonio’s money is stored on three boats and he would need all of this money to pay Bassanio. He tells Bassanio to go find a money lender so he can pay to go to
kat - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
hahahah!!!! we sang that at school infront of the principal then he gaves us a lecture about respect boring but totally worth it
MONICA - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
HHAHA I FCUKING LUVE IT
GREG - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Hahaha I think its cute :) I love lady gaga.. make one with one of her songs.. I think i like oranges I also love baseball... I like monkeys tooo ahahhaha IM SO FCUKIN HIGH ahahhaha LOL JK so wanna call me? heres my number - 15107868660 CALL ME OK? LOVE MEE SHOW ME LOVEEE I LOVE SEXX
Flaris - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
This is just a weird ending u thought of...My pokemon cards bring all the geeks to the yard and their like wanna trade cards damn right i wanna trade cards i will trade my pikachu but not my charizard i can teach but i have to train!
Ryan - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
My friend sings this in school all the time!
ButterCup(: - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
haha i sing this all the time in front of my friends, they didnt believe it till i showed them it I
your mum - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment
THIS SONG IS GOOD I LIKE CHEESE ON TOAST WITH ORANGES AND MOKEYS hashahsjerkqwbcjrh qibkj acrhfn2jkthgunjhw agb i'm a downsyndrome HAHASHAHAHAHASHAHSDHFERGBIW3RUTFHTHTHTHTH234689FUY8WSEUJ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Popcorn-lover122 - May 09, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm in love with this song!!!!!!🎫🎫🎫

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