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Song Parodies -> "My Jetta"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"My Jetta"

Parody Written by:

Sancho Bob

The Lyrics

This is for all the preppie peoples to get all pissy at...
My Jetta

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?

You know you want it
That car that preps want
All the preps go crazy for
They lose their minds
They realize
They'll never have

La la la la la Start it up
La la la la la The preps are drooling
La la la la la Start it up
La la la la la The preps are drooling

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours

I hate to see you in it
You want me to drive you
To upstate New York
All over town
No way Jose
Just eat my dust

La la la la la Start it up
La la la la la The preps are drooling
La la la la la Start it up
La la la la la The preps are drooling

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?

My Volkswagen Jetta
Everyone will look my way
No you may not touch it
And just maintain your distance
Just let the new wear off
Then you'll get bored with it
Then all your eyes will squint
You've seen a BMW

La la la la la Start it up
La la la la la The preps are drooling
La la la la la Start it up
La la la la la The preps are drooling

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?

My Jetta brings all the preps to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can drive it,
Can you drive yours?



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