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Song Parodies -> "Better Than Yours"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Better Than Yours"

Parody Written by:

Kit Kat

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to all those who can't stand it when someone pushes their religion on you. And for those religions that scorn all others who aren't a part of it.
My God brings all the people to their knees
And I'm like,
He's better than yours,
Damn right, He's better than yours,
I could teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want to
Worship Him with me
Whom we all go crazy for
We lose our minds
Searching for signs
Of the end of the world

La la-la la la
Stop sinning
La la- la la la
Our God is watching

My religion is the one to follow
And I'm like,
You better or else,
Damn right, or you'll burn in hell,
I'll force it on you
If you dare say no

I see you lost your faith
You want me to teach you
Prayers that'll save your soul
They can't be bought
But I'll take what you got,
Pay up for God

La la- la la la
Stop sinning
La la- la la la
Our God is watching

My handshake shows that I'm friendly to all
But only
If you're in my church,
Damn right, better be in church,
Those who don't go
Should be scorned by all

Once you get involved
Believe me, we won't let you out,
You must give up your life,
Know the bible inside out,
Never wear short-sleeve shirts,
No above-ankle skirts,
God forbid you ever flirt
'Cause it's against 'His word'

La la- la la la
Stop sinning
La la- la la la

My God brings all the people to their knees
And I'm like,
He's better than yours
Damn right, he's better than yours,
I could teach you
But I have to charge.

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