My rest break done, now I'm back on the ball
And that's right, I took a month off
Not write, whatever I thought
I'd be writing but there's too much stuff
My rest break took up a bunch of my time
And I'm like, "What's on the TV?"
Cause I watch a lot of TV
Plus internet, but neither is free

I know you want to,
To hear where'd I go,
Worked for a diploma,
I'll graduate, move out of state,
This had to wait...

(La-La-La-La-la)
Hooking up
(La-La-La-La-la)
Collect some numbers
(La-La-La-La-la)
Phone them up
(La-La-La-La-la)
Say how's it goin'

My rest break ran my whole life for a while
Cause I had to work somewhere else
My writes got put on the shelf
At my high school, the finals were hell
On my break took my girlfriend to the prom
And we like, just danced up a storm
That's right, I got the right form
They all want me, try to grab my arm

I spent the whole weekend,
In my bed just sleeping,
In school was escaping jerks,
Don't have the time,
They want me to rhyme,
Screw you, you slime

(La-La-La-La-la)
Throwing up
(La-La-La-La-la)
On carnival rides,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Throwing up
(La-La-La-La-la)
My chocolate snowball,

My rest break used up my credit card,
And their like "It's no good at all"
Walked home, 'cause I sold my car
I spent too much, on the DDR
On my break, dug up the hedge from my yard
Stuck them on the back of a Ford
Pick-up, and drove to the junkyard
Painted my fence, but that's not too hard

Oh, Once you start to write
You can never turn away so,
You must maintain your smarts,
Same time maintain your humor,
Just get the perfect five,
Then be sure to gratify,

Then next when that one's done,
Then I move to the next one,

(La-La-La-La-la)
Wrote this up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
I know you're waiting
(La-La-La-La-la)
Wrote this up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
I know you're waiting,

My rest break done, now I'm back on the ball
And that's right, I took a month off
Not write, whatever I thought
I'd be writing but there's too much stuff
My rest break is in past, now I'm back,
And I will write new parodies
AmIRight, for true parodies,
Ain't nowhere else, on the W-E-B