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Parody Song Title:

"My Pokemon"

Parody Written by:

Rob J

The Lyrics

My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard
And their like you wanna trade cards?
Yeah I wanna trade Cards
But Not my charozard
Ok, Bring it on

I know you want it
The card that completes the collection
What the guys go crazy for
They will kil
The way it shines
I think it's time

Trade em now
The boys are waiting
Hurry up
The boys are waiting

I see your on it
You no your cards
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just no your gonna get caught
Watch if your smart

Trade em now
The boys are waiting
Hurry up
The boys are waiting

Oh once you get involved
Everyone must join
You must maintain cards
same time maintain your pikachu
Just get the perfect potion
Plus what you have within
Then next that mr.mime
Oh yeah its definetly time

Trade em now
The boys are waiting
Hurry up
The boys are waiting

did yout think that was good?

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 117

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 2   6
 3   26
 4   23
 5   49

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Bionic Coyote Coupon - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This is quite a good parody. I don't listen to hip hop music because i'm a total classic rocker. But I do have to listen to hip hop and rap on my bus,though. Most of the rap songs are annoying. But this is one of the more tolerable songs.
birdboy2000 - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
[Nitpick] Pokemon is only singular when referring to the franchise or an individual you were clearly using it referring to the cards, so "My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard" is correct, unless you were referring to a specific one. Also, you misspelled Charizard.[/nitpick] Besides, Charizard aren't all that useful anyway, you need about four chansey to stall long enough to get one out, and if your foe has super energy removal or a pidgeot you're toast.
neminem - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Disagree: I've found them quite useful at times. Yes, them: I have two :-P. Both all scratched up from being stupid and not proxying them, but still... wow... I haven't thought about the Pokemon Card Game in like 3 years... that was a pretty fun game back in the day :-).
neminem - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
By the way, please for the love of foo PROOFREAD AND SPELLCHECK YOUR PARODIES. It wasn't *that* great, but I don't think it deserves 1s... regardless, I would be very tempted to give you ones anyway because it's just an eyesore to look at in its current state.
rob - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Mouse - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know why you people vote so shittily. This is a hysterical song. Imma sing that next time it comes on the radio... on a bus full of peers... embarrass the hell outta myself...
curry - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i like Sal-mon
Judd - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Who Is The SOng By And Where Can I Download It
K.Y.L.E - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
~*CoUrTnEy*~ - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
lmao! i love this! me and my friend were singing it for the longest time and we didnt know who wrote it! haha!
louise - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
it was ok but it aint got much rythm to it ya know wot i am sayin?well done for this song it is a funny song and i like the way you have put a couple of other pokemon in there not just talking about charazard.keep up the good well.and if u wan tmi msn adress it is xxxlouisexxx
Jebus - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
It doesn't matter who wrote it first, what counts is who performed it. anyone?!
BU BU - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I really want to hear it!
ryuzumaki - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
i think weird al did it he does things like that song
AAAAAAAAAA - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
come on weres da link to this song! PLZZZZ :D

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