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Song Parodies -> "Beefcake"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Beefcake"

Parody Written by:

Azza & Nazza

The Lyrics

life as a sexy sheila workin' in an Aussie pub isn't always easy... but ever since i started makin' me now famous beefcakes, business has been boomin'!
Beefcake

Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)

Verse 1:
I know you want it...
The beaut beefcake's meat,
What the blokes go crazy for,
They drink VB, not bloody wine,

Spoken:
Bugger off flies.

Vamp:
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
Warm it up,
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
The blokes are waiting, (2x)

Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)

Verse 2:
You want sauce on it?...
You want me to teach the,
Recipes that freak these blokes,
It can't be bought,
Just wear hats with corks,

Spoken:
I'm a bit of a tart.

Vamp:
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
Warm it up,
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
The blokes are waiting, (2x)

Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)

Bridge:
In the window pies grow mould,
Coz everyone is buyin' beefcakes,
You must maintain your farm,
Same time maintain your hay load.
Wonder where my hat went,
There's heaps of flies within.

Spoken:
Then Bazzas eyes will squint,
My corkhat's on his head.

Vamp:
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
Warm it up,
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
The blokes are waiting, (2x)

Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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M-Dawg - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
who says your sexy and that didn't rhyme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
[Phew] I didn't need a barf bag this time, I must be growing immune to the Aussie stereotypes. More variation needed here, ladies.
Troy - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha bloody good one!!! All 5's from this Aussie bloke!!! I hate "Milkshake" it's a dumb song but this one is piss funny, love Aussie related parodies. I've done some Aussie parodies myself, check them out on my parodies page: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/troy.shtml
Azza & Nazza - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
checked out ya site n i really like ya stuff bloody ripper mate
Flibbertigibbet - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was funny. But, everytime I read someone's parody, they always leave huge parts of the original song in their parody. And it's really annoying. *Then don't read them* Well, I can't help it. I click on a parody without knowing what's written, so I HAVE to read them to find out if their good or not. Anyways, (and this goes to everyone), try to make the song more your own by changing more than just half of the song.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
well said, Flibbertigibbet. This one's got the pace, but not much humour

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