-> "Beefcake"
Original Song Title:
"Milkshake"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beefcake"
The Lyrics
Beefcake
Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)
Verse 1:
I know you want it...
The beaut beefcake's meat,
What the blokes go crazy for,
They drink VB, not bloody wine,
Spoken:
Bugger off flies.
Vamp:
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
Warm it up,
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
The blokes are waiting, (2x)
Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)
Verse 2:
You want sauce on it?...
You want me to teach the,
Recipes that freak these blokes,
It can't be bought,
Just wear hats with corks,
Spoken:
I'm a bit of a tart.
Vamp:
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
Warm it up,
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
The blokes are waiting, (2x)
Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)
Bridge:
In the window pies grow mould,
Coz everyone is buyin' beefcakes,
You must maintain your farm,
Same time maintain your hay load.
Wonder where my hat went,
There's heaps of flies within.
Spoken:
Then Bazzas eyes will squint,
My corkhat's on his head.
Vamp:
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
Warm it up,
(Be-be-be-beefcakes)
The blokes are waiting, (2x)
Chorus:
My beefcakes bring all the blokes to the pub,
And they're like, "It's better than pie"
Damn right, it's better than pie,
You can eat some, but I'll have to charge (2x)
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