Chorus:
My Hallmark just has all the best cards,
And I'm like, "It's three for four"
Damn right, It's three for four,
A better deal, can't ask for more (2x)

Verse 1:
The've always got it
The card that makes me,
What people go out there for,
"I love you" signs, oh just in time,

Spoken:
I need a dime.

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Buy em up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
No hes-ita-ting, (2x)

Chorus:
My Hallmark just has all the best cards,
And I'm like, "It's three for four"
Damn right, It's three for four,
A better deal, can't ask for more (2x)

Verse 2:
I can see you've bought it...
Celebrate new babies,
And Happy birthday cards,
They can be bought,
Just know it's an art

Spoken:
Put in your cart.

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Buy em up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
No hes-ita-ting, (2x)

Chorus:
My Hallmark just has all the best cards,
And I'm like, "It's three for four"
Damn right, It's three for four,
A better deal, can't ask for more (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, once you buy a card,
You're family'll be so happy,
It makes them feel brand new,
Keeps them from feelin crappy,
Just get the perfect one,
just when you think you're done

Spoken:
Then next your eyes will squint,
You're missing just one cent.

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Buy em up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
No hes-ita-ting, (2x)

Chorus:
My Hallmark just has all the best cards,
And I'm like, "It's three for four"
Damn right, It's three for four,
A better deal, can't ask for more (2x)