Song Parodies -> Blimpies
| Original Song Title: | "Milkshake" |
| Original Performer: | Kelis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blimpies" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael |
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Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Verse 1:
I know you want to...
They sweat like crazy,
They might loose a 4,
They can't loose weight, the weight they grind,
Spoken:
They dance all night.
Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Verse 2:
I sweat like crazy.,
But i still don't loose the,
Weight that makes me fat,
I'm just a slob,
Calories do not go down,
Spoken:
Ha i'm a slim.
Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Bridge:
Oh, if it's in your genes,
Everyone will look fat forever,
You must be born ago,
When people were active,
Drink a cofee blend,
Plus carbs and fat and calories,
Spoken:
Then next you fats thin,
Then he's really really slim,
Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Verse 1:
I know you want to...
They sweat like crazy,
They might loose a 4,
They can't loose weight, the weight they grind,
Spoken:
They dance all night.
Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Verse 2:
I sweat like crazy.,
But i still don't loose the,
Weight that makes me fat,
I'm just a slob,
Calories do not go down,
Spoken:
Ha i'm a slim.
Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
Bridge:
Oh, if it's in your genes,
Everyone will look fat forever,
You must be born ago,
When people were active,
Drink a cofee blend,
Plus carbs and fat and calories,
Spoken:
Then next you fats thin,
Then he's really really slim,
Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)
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