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Song Parodies -> "Blimpies"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Blimpies"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

I'm back after a long break and resting from evil comments as "you suck" and "your so cruel" don't do it again plz and vote honestly
Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)

Verse 1:
I know you want to...
They sweat like crazy,
They might loose a 4,
They can't loose weight, the weight they grind,

Spoken:
They dance all night.

Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)

Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)

Verse 2:
I sweat like crazy.,
But i still don't loose the,
Weight that makes me fat,
I'm just a slob,
Calories do not go down,

Spoken:
Ha i'm a slim.

Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)

Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, if it's in your genes,
Everyone will look fat forever,
You must be born ago,
When people were active,
Drink a cofee blend,
Plus carbs and fat and calories,

Spoken:
Then next you fats thin,
Then he's really really slim,

Vamp:
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Stink it up,
(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-ha)
Your weight aint loosing, (2x)

Chorus:
Blimpie's brings fat people to their store ,
Their fat like, "Anna Nicole Fat"
Damn fat, won't go in their cars,
They can loose weight, but they say hell no (2x)

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Holly - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I personally thought that this was the worst paraody I have ever read. It was absolutely dreadful.

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