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Song Parodies -> "Knocked Out"

Original Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Knocked Out"

Parody Written by:

Rosa C.

The Lyrics

Wake up in the morning in a fucking bathtub
I'm thinking what the hell happened last night?
I have my kidneys on, so i'll discard that
Still i'm lost in time... is this even my house?

I have scars all over my toes, toes
My clothes are all ripped off off
I can't even find my phone, phone
Is that blood on my nose nose?
I think that's not my purse purse...
And i'm getting a little bit itchy...

I'm knocked out... like a jock
Knocks out a nerd guy
But tonight i'll go out
I guess i'll be fine
I'm knocked out and my eyes
Are about to pop out

I passed out like a bitch
With a hollywood style
Still tonight i'll go out
Till i see the sunlight
I passed out
And i can't even feel my legs now...

Now i'm heading to the kitchen need to make some coffee
With my super short dress and my alcohol breath
My hair is really messy and i don't ever care
What the hell is written all over my face?

Damn i got really drunk drunk
Is there anyone home home?
I feel like so messed up...

I threw up in my mouth mouth
And i just realized that i only have one shoe
I must have left one at the bar...

I'm knocked out... like a jock
Knocks out a nerd guy
But tonight i'll go out
I guess i'll be fine
I'm knocked out and my eyes
Are about to pop out

I passed out like a bitch
With a hollywood style
Still tonight i'll go out
Till i see the sunlight
I passed out
And i can't even feel my legs now...

I feel as high
As brit or linds
Whenever they go out
To party

That means i'm trash
Now i feel bad
Cause i got as low
As those trampies

I'm going up
Now i fell down
I think all my brain cells
Are dying

But i'll go out
Need to get out
My foot is cold!

I'll go back to the bar to get my shoe back!

I'm knocked out... like a jock
Knocks out a nerd guy
But tonight i'll go out
I guess i'll be fine
I'm knocked out and my eyes
Are about to pop out

I passed out like a bitch
With a hollywood style
Still tonight i'll go out
Till i see the sunlight
I passed out
And i can't even feel my legs now...

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