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Song Parodies -> "Your Blood is My Drug"

Original Song Title:

"Your Love is My Drug"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Your Blood is My Drug"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A vampire tale inspired by BloodRayne.
Been sleeping on a cold slab
In slumber that is so deep
I got demon possession
Nothing is what it seems
My stiff body is cold and ghastly
I perceive life beyond these walls
I have awakened from my dead sleep and now open my jaws

What you got boy, is on my mind
Because now it’s my feeding time
I give a shout, my tongue is dry
My new victim, next in line

Because your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood
(Rose red)
Your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood

Hear your heartbeat inside my head
For three centuries I have been dead
I‘m obsessed with blood desire, veins are burning, I’m on fire
Must drink from you, my human prey
Come lay with me at close of day
You must fill my deep desire, drink your blood you’re mine forever

What you got boy, is on my mind
Because now it’s my feeding time
I give a shout, my tongue is dry
My new victim, next in line

Because your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood
(Rose red)
Your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood

I don't care what Humans say
The gush is worth the price I pay
Condemned for all eternity
You’re filled with lust, come lay with me

Vampires are filled with passion
I’m fashioned by evil and still such attraction? Want action?
Fill me up and my twin Carpathian Dragons
Can I drink your blood?
Your blood?
Drink your blood
Drink your blood
Feed your lust, take my love

Because your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood
(Rose red)
Your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood

Because your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood
(Rose red)
Your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug
Your blood, your blood, your blood

Bite you slow
Your blood, your blood, your blood is my drug

[Spoken]
Feed me, my dear




If you don't know what a Carpathian Dragon is, she is holding one in her right hand: http://nazimedia.greyfalcon.us/picturesd/br21.jpg

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