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Song Parodies -> "Knocked Up"

Original Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Knocked Up"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

In the event that I myself get pregnant, I hope it sails a little more smoothly than this.
Wake up in the morning in a puddle of barf
(What did I eat?)
Run to the loo, as I smell eggs and sausage links a-cooking
(Cooking)
I cannot eat anything, not even granola
Or ginger, which is supposed to be good for you

I’m thinking drive up to the drugstore, store
Hiding out by the door, door
Hope not to look like a whore
I think I need a pregnancy test, test
My period’s M.I.A.
I’m feeling a little bit woozy

I swear I saw a
Pink plus sign pop up just now
Denial runs through
How will I tell my man
That I have managed
To discover I’m knocked up, oh

I swear I saw a
Pink plus sign pop up just now
Should I go to the
Store to get another one
I cannot believe
That I could be knocked up, oh

Ain’t got no roof o’er my head but got plenty of food
Ain’t got no money in my pocket but I got me a man
Now everybody’s whining about how we’ll be on welfare
But the hormones are a-flowing, so I’m gonna kick some ass

I’m talking about complete strangers pissing me off
Stockin’ up on stroganoff, off
Gonna gorge upon it in my bedroom, room
Now, now, I eat until my stomach gives out
Provided I can keep it down
Provided I can keep
Can keep it down

I swear I saw a
Pink plus sign pop up just now
Denial runs through
How will I tell my man
That I have managed
To discover I’m knocked up, oh

I swear I saw a
Pink plus sign pop up just now
Should I go to the
Store to get another one
I cannot believe
That I could be knocked up, oh

Honey, you build me up
You break me down
My stomach growls
Yeah, it’s coming

Get me a bag
I don’t think I’ll
Make it to the
Bathroom in time

Honey, you build me up
You break me down
My stomach growls
Yeah, it’s coming

Get me a bag
Get me a bag
Get me a bag

Oh, my party don’t start ‘til I wake up

I swear I saw a
Pink plus sign pop up just now
Denial runs through
How will I tell my man
That I have managed
To discover I’m knocked up, oh

I swear I saw a
Pink plus sign pop up just now
Should I go to the
Store to get another one
I cannot believe
That I could be knocked up, oh

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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I think Kesha has more to worry about in that regard than you do. If so, that is going to be one messed-up kid.
Rebekah Dub - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
It'd be interesting to see what kind of mother she'd be.

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