Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "KniK KnaK"

Original Song Title:

"TiK ToK"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"KniK KnaK"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

As told by my mom. She loves going to Antique shops with her girlfriends. I hate it. FTR, my dad is not a Dodgers fan, I just needed something to rhyme with Rogers. And my mom doesn't have a friend named Donna, just needed to change the name for confidentiality reasons. :)
Wake up in the morning feeling like Fred Rogers
I bustin out, so what? My husband can watch the Dodgers
Before I leave, feed the cats with a thing of Meow Mix
Cuz when I leave with my friends I ain't comin back

I'm talkin
Roosters made out of glass, glass
40's hats with much class, class
Pots and pans made of brass, brass
My daughter
Refuses to come with me, me
Oh man, what a pity
Cuz my friends and I…..

Hey stop
Antique shop
Donna, go on and pull up
Tonight
We will fight
Over which price is right
Knick Knack
In this shack
But we ain't gonna shop
No oh whoa whoa whoa

Hey stop
Antique shop
Donna, go on and pull up
Tonight
We will fight
Over which price is right
Knick Knack
In this shack
But we ain't gonna shop
No oh whoa whoa whoa

Don't have a care in the world
What antiques they got here
Got beaucoup bucks in my pocket
Let's hit the annex my dears
Customers are linin up cuz they think we are waiting
But we all got here first
Attitudes we are hating
Ol' Blue Eyes muzak, not crunk
Lookin for antique junk
Ads about getting drunk
What will we do when we check out, out
To Patrón we'll go down, down

Hey stop
Antique shop
Donna, go on and pull up
Tonight
We will fight
Over which price is right
Knick Knack
In this shack
But we ain't gonna shop
No oh whoa whoa whoa

Hey stop
Antique shop
Donna, go on and pull up
Tonight
We will fight
Over which price is right
Knick Knack
In this shack
But we ain't gonna shop
No oh whoa whoa whoa

You guys go up
We'll stay back down
This weighs 30 pounds
Please help me
Put your arms up
Pick this up now
Let's buy this
You guys go up
We'll stay back down
This weighs 30 pounds
Please help me
Put your arms up
Put your arms up
Put your arms up

The shopping don't start til we step in

Hey stop
Antique shop
Donna, go on and pull up
Tonight
We will fight
Over which price is right
Knick Knack
In this shack
But we ain't gonna shop
No oh whoa whoa whoa
Hey stop
Antique shop
Donna, go on and pull up
Tonight
We will fight
Over which price is right
Knick Knack
In this shack
But we ain't gonna shop

No oh whoa whoa whoa

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

2Eagle - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
You forgot the part about the garage sales.
carly_carlz - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Hmm. Didn't stop to think about that. But it could be a sequel! LOL

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/keha1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 816