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Song Parodies -> "I Kicked A Nerd"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kicked A Nerd"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

English class not it go as planned
Paid no attention
I took the test, pen in hand
But my intention
To cheat off, the smart kid
Just didn't work at all
He ratted me out, now
I'm in detention

So,
I kicked a nerd, in the backside
He went to his basement to pout
I kicked a nerd until he cried
I hope the teachers don't find out
Gave a wedgy
Heaved mightily
Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it

In chess club he might be the champ
But he is my pawn
Spent summer at computer camp
On Macs he does fawn
Stratego, D and D
A fighter/wizard/thief
Waved his long sword at me
I yanked his briefs

I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
The sound when his underwear splits
I kicked a nerd just to spite him
I know my girlfriend would join in
Made him so scared
He had to pee
Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it

Those nerds they are so gullible
Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
Foot up his ass makes him hustle
Knows pi to twelve digits
He's just a guy I need to hit

I kicked a nerd and I liked it
He's just too gangly to fight it
I kicked a nerd just to try it
Locked him in the girls room, naked
He was so smart
Challenged in height
Stuffed in his locker all night
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
I liked it

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Peter Andersson - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked it!
Jeff Reuben - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a Little Mermaid song?
Arwen - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
First off...nice work, Mr. Reuben...I know I don't get around here often enough, but for as much as this OS drives me CRAZY...this parody was FAB.

And yeah...I'm a little curious about the Little Mermaid comment, too...
Below Average Dave - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
You mean, I had the wrong song in my head as I read this--I guess I really should listen to songs before reading eh?
Below Average Dave - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Had to find OS. . .sorry, still funny as a read, and a great improvement over that original song. . .
AFW - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Nerd is the word...good job on this
Jason - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Very good job. I echo Arwen's comment.
Matthias - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Nerd humor is always great, but after winning last month with a nerd parody having one to follow it up the next month probably wasn't the strongest of choices. I loved this as a parody, don't get me wrong and will probably get points from me, but after your amazing nerd parody last month I don't think one was as nearly as good.
Guy - August 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Jul-08)

How do you get away with this? If I wrote this I'd probably get throttled in the comments for bashing a poor nerd. Of course I've rubbed readers the wrong way a few too many times. Must admit this is good even though it is "R" rated for the violence content. At least the nerds have been happy since the 2000 elections. They have been able to say for the past eight years - "We have Bush - We-have Bush"!
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I thought this one was weird...the bully seems to know way much more about his victim than he should...is there something hidden in the closet with this guy? Seemed to be more about wedgies than kicks, so it kind of loses its focus.
Max Power - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Bullied 555 dollars
Dr Music - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I robbed 555 dollars from the rich, gave it to the poor who gave me 555 pieces of spare change in return. Great song.
bobpiecheese - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Genius! I've read this one before, so I sometimes sing this version when the OS comes on the radio. 555 kicks right up the arse!
Red Ant - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Jeff, you're a Mac guy, right? =) Funny work and a great recording as well.
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The recording was really good, and I think this was a decent write. Your previous month you had a really amazing "Nerd" write though, and this one wasn't up to the same level as your recent parody of this topic. (I don't know, even though technically in school I didn't get bullied because I was more average-than nerd) Funny, well written, but it's not my favorite topic buddy, hey when are you going to post August's broadcast?
Invisible Boy - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I read your song and I liked it.
I liked "In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn"
Also..."wedgy" is always a funny word.
Ghost of John Candy - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Chuckles) Great song, made me laugh non-stop. Brilliant. Loved it.
Matthias - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Catchy Os, Great Parody, Fantastic Recording.... Nerdy Parody.... This was a good one Jeff now that's it's a leftover from the earlier SOTM it has a better taste in my mouth because I don't even remember that old nerd parody that I was talking about. (Although I should because I need to vote on it in SOTY). Anyways good job here buddy!
Arwen - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...so wait...the fact that I sometimes have been known to play Stratego...makes me a Nerd? Great. I suppose that the fact that it's Lord of the Rings Stratego only makes things worse. =(
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) See above!
Melanie Lee - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Good character study--or lack-of-character study, as it is. A little rough on some syllable placement. I would have liked to have seen some ironic jokes on the bully himself. 5-4-5.
Below Average Dave - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Haven't really changed my opinion on this one :)
Invisible Boy - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I still like it...see above
Silver Power - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
[ABC] This is a really awesome parody, and it was hilarious. Probably one of the best IKAG parodies i've read. 5s.
Guy - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05I)

This is nerd kicking 101 at its finest. Also see my comment above.
Gari J - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Just noticed this in the comments very good Jeff theirs loads of these versions out now but I like this one. Pacing is a little off though at 1st verse but very funny : D 455
Timmy1000 - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This was pretty funny and you got the bully's thoughts down pat - careful, you know how all those nerd movies turn out.
Max Power - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Nerdy work
Abbott Skelding - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC: Not bad, really funny. Pacing was a little off in some places but the bridge made up for it!!
Stuart McArthur - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) ... calls himself a nerd and he only knows pi to twelve digits, phhh - funny detail as usual Jeff and I loved the first line, and "The sound when his underwear splits". but I hated the line "On Macs he does fawn" though, or are we meant to hate it? - that's a pet peeve of mine - reminds me of the Turtles songline "And for girls I had a great yen" to rhyme with "then" but off I go on tangents again - typically funny stuff from you of course - 555
bobpiecheese - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5I) See above...again!
Leo Keough - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great title switch and some funny lines!...I think it would have been better if you could have had the bully ending up in detention at the end of the song instead of at the beginning...Nevertheless, worthy of 555!!!
Red Ant - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Great to revisit this one, Jeff. Now get that "Kick Me" sign off my back please. =)
Below Average Dave - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Uh. . .I think I've seen this before (a lot). . you know my opinion already. . .heck I said it on my last two shows. . .
Matthias - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
How many different contests has this song been in? Way too many for me to count, it's a great parody dude, but if there's one downside to it it has to be that I've read this one a million times already and it kinda loses it's buzz after the first few times, but this is for sure a Jeff Reuben classic!
Invisible Boy - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun to read this again.

Every time I see your title sub I keep thinking...

"I kicked a nerd and the nerd won
I kicked a nerd and the nerd won"

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