Song Parodies -> I Kicked A Nerd
| Original Song Title: | "I Kissed A Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Katy Perry |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Kicked A Nerd" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
English class not it go as planned
Paid no attention
I took the test, pen in hand
But my intention
To cheat off, the smart kid
Just didn't work at all
He ratted me out, now
I'm in detention
So,
I kicked a nerd, in the backside
He went to his basement to pout
I kicked a nerd until he cried
I hope the teachers don't find out
Gave a wedgy
Heaved mightily
Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
In chess club he might be the champ
But he is my pawn
Spent summer at computer camp
On Macs he does fawn
Stratego, D and D
A fighter/wizard/thief
Waved his long sword at me
I yanked his briefs
I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
The sound when his underwear splits
I kicked a nerd just to spite him
I know my girlfriend would join in
Made him so scared
He had to pee
Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
Those nerds they are so gullible
Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
Foot up his ass makes him hustle
Knows pi to twelve digits
He's just a guy I need to hit
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
He's just too gangly to fight it
I kicked a nerd just to try it
Locked him in the girls room, naked
He was so smart
Challenged in height
Stuffed in his locker all night
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
I liked it
Paid no attention
I took the test, pen in hand
But my intention
To cheat off, the smart kid
Just didn't work at all
He ratted me out, now
I'm in detention
So,
I kicked a nerd, in the backside
He went to his basement to pout
I kicked a nerd until he cried
I hope the teachers don't find out
Gave a wedgy
Heaved mightily
Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
In chess club he might be the champ
But he is my pawn
Spent summer at computer camp
On Macs he does fawn
Stratego, D and D
A fighter/wizard/thief
Waved his long sword at me
I yanked his briefs
I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
The sound when his underwear splits
I kicked a nerd just to spite him
I know my girlfriend would join in
Made him so scared
He had to pee
Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
Those nerds they are so gullible
Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
Foot up his ass makes him hustle
Knows pi to twelve digits
He's just a guy I need to hit
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
He's just too gangly to fight it
I kicked a nerd just to try it
Locked him in the girls room, naked
He was so smart
Challenged in height
Stuffed in his locker all night
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
I liked it
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I liked it!
This was a Little Mermaid song?
First off...nice work, Mr. Reuben...I know I don't get around here often enough, but for as much as this OS drives me CRAZY...this parody was FAB.
And yeah...I'm a little curious about the Little Mermaid comment, too...
And yeah...I'm a little curious about the Little Mermaid comment, too...
You mean, I had the wrong song in my head as I read this--I guess I really should listen to songs before reading eh?
Had to find OS. . .sorry, still funny as a read, and a great improvement over that original song. . .
Nerd is the word...good job on this
SOTM - Very good job. I echo Arwen's comment.
Nerd humor is always great, but after winning last month with a nerd parody having one to follow it up the next month probably wasn't the strongest of choices. I loved this as a parody, don't get me wrong and will probably get points from me, but after your amazing nerd parody last month I don't think one was as nearly as good.
(SOTM-Jul-08)
How do you get away with this? If I wrote this I'd probably get throttled in the comments for bashing a poor nerd. Of course I've rubbed readers the wrong way a few too many times. Must admit this is good even though it is "R" rated for the violence content. At least the nerds have been happy since the 2000 elections. They have been able to say for the past eight years - "We have Bush - We-have Bush"!
How do you get away with this? If I wrote this I'd probably get throttled in the comments for bashing a poor nerd. Of course I've rubbed readers the wrong way a few too many times. Must admit this is good even though it is "R" rated for the violence content. At least the nerds have been happy since the 2000 elections. They have been able to say for the past eight years - "We have Bush - We-have Bush"!
(SOTM) I thought this one was weird...the bully seems to know way much more about his victim than he should...is there something hidden in the closet with this guy? Seemed to be more about wedgies than kicks, so it kind of loses its focus.
Bullied 555 dollars
I robbed 555 dollars from the rich, gave it to the poor who gave me 555 pieces of spare change in return. Great song.
(SOTM) Genius! I've read this one before, so I sometimes sing this version when the OS comes on the radio. 555 kicks right up the arse!
Hey Jeff, you're a Mac guy, right? =) Funny work and a great recording as well.
(SOTM) The recording was really good, and I think this was a decent write. Your previous month you had a really amazing "Nerd" write though, and this one wasn't up to the same level as your recent parody of this topic. (I don't know, even though technically in school I didn't get bullied because I was more average-than nerd) Funny, well written, but it's not my favorite topic buddy, hey when are you going to post August's broadcast?
I read your song and I liked it.
I liked "In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn"
Also..."wedgy" is always a funny word.
I liked "In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn"
Also..."wedgy" is always a funny word.
(Chuckles) Great song, made me laugh non-stop. Brilliant. Loved it.
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