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Song Parodies -> "I Bought A Doll"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Bought A Doll"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Pretty much sums up the tale of a first-time American Girl doll collector.
[Verse 1]
I never thought to get my hands, on some collection
I used to spend my bucks at hand, for cool inventions
I first read, all your books, the story's on and on
When I just first saw you, caught, my attention

[Chorus]
I bought a doll and I liked it,
I saved up for extra outfits
I bought a doll, yes I'll play it
I hope Mom and Dad won't mind it

Her hair is long
Her cheeks are bright
Yes we'll have tea time tonight
I bought a doll and I liked it (I liked it).

[Verse 2]
Yes I'm familiar with her name, it's Car'line Abbott*
She's here when I play video games, or pet my rabbit
How dare they, retire you? Argh, this ain't history**
What's with this, so much pink? it's travesty!

[Chorus]

[Refrain]
Learning the past is magical
Moll, Lissie, Kit, relatable
So wholesome and adorable
Got Barbie? Don't like it!
It may cost much, but it's worth it
* - Caroline Abbott - AG's Historical character from 1812-era Sacketts Harbor, New York
** - Retirements have become pretty much the norm (and consequently the bane) for American Girl. While typical for business, AG's model of discontinuing certain eras wasn't exactly well-received by the community. Also similarly criticised is the company's sidestepping of history in favour of modern lines.

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Phil Alexander - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Cute... not what I was expecting at all :-)
LPG-Unit - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I've actually been contemplating on writing a parody of this before, especially when I got a doll from a friend of mine. Boys especially adults aren't exactly American Girl's primary audience (even less so as they are sometimes disparagingly stereotyped as creepy or effeminate), but it ain't wrong to get into them as long as you're not into any sort of vice anyway.

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