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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed the Bricks"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed the Bricks"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is a song about the Brickyard 400, NASCAR's race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Sprint Cup Series. Every year since 1996, the winning driver at Indy has "kissed the bricks" at the start-finish line.
This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I won after Jimmie blew his engine
It's not what I'm used to, just try to get a win for once
I'm glad I got this media attention
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, the taste of the grit and rubber
I kissed the bricks just to try it, I hope Jimmie won't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, and I'm celebrating in Indy tonight
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, I liked it
No, I've never won before this, it doesn't matter
It's my first Cup win after climbing up the ladder
It's not what first-timers do, and Jimmie said "No way"
But I won the Brickyard 400 today
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, the taste of the grit and rubber
I kissed the bricks just to try it, I hope Jimmie won't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, and I'm celebrating in Indy tonight
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, I liked it
This is my first career Cup win, nothing else matters
I've gone to the top of the NASCAR ladder
It's not what first-timers do, and Jimmie said, "No way"
But I won the Brickyard 400 today
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, the taste of the grit and rubber
I kissed the bricks just to try it, I hope Jimmie won't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, and I'm celebrating in Indy tonight
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, I liked it
The bricks were all covered in grit, tire marks, not kissable
But they were hard to resist, too good to deny it
That's no big deal, I'm a winner now
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, I liked it
I kissed the bricks just to try it, I hope Jimmie won't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, and I'm celebrating in Indy tonight
I kissed the bricks and I liked it, I liked it

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