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Song Parodies -> "I Kicked a Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kicked a Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

It's a slightly disturbing tale of one child's weekend adventure.
This was not the day I’d planned,
Not my intention,
I feel so free on the weekend,
No threat of detention,
It’s not that I’m a bad dude,
Just wanted to try it on,
Now fur’s caked on my shoe,
I hope it wasn’t wrong,

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
Into a wet pile of sticks,
I kicked a squirrel, man I fried it,
Hope that PETA don’t find it,
It felt so wrong,
To put it in flight,
Can’t say I’ll sleep much tonight,
But I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I liked it,

I know, it must have been in pain,
It doesn’t matter,
It momentarily entertained,
I’m sorry, Mother Nature,
It’s not what good kids do,
Not how we should behave,
I’ll admit I didn’t think through,
Punt to its grave,

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I snuck up and launched it too quick,
I kicked a squirrel, I surprised it,
Hope that PETA don’t find it,
It felt so wrong,
It couldn’t fight,
Can’t say I’ll sleep much tonight,
But I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I liked it,

Those squirrels, they are so cute and dull,
Big cheeks, red fur, so kickable,
Hard to resist, almost pet-able,
Except for,
The rabies,
Big teeth, big tail, not innocent,

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
Knocked off some fleas and wood ticks,
I kicked a squirrel in mid stride, I,
Hope that PETA don’t find it,
It felt so wrong,
To give it a fright,
Can’t say I’ll sleep much tonight,
But I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I liked it.
"I'm gonna get tanked tonight"

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 48

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d;fahkjdhf;kajh - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This is amazing! So much better than the original lyrics!!! : )
lilCougaress - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . what about ~sKUNK~, Sir ?
Robert - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Great this made me laugh so hard. I played the original song and sang your lyrics while the real version was playing. GREAT JOB!
kthuiyrtu - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious
shawn (xhahanasax) - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG NO WAY! LOL our song made it all the way out here. Thanks for all ur support and stuff! :P check out my youtube for more stuff!
Fat Ass. aka jesse - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
WAT The f***! This is so f***in great dude. evry one in Camden county f***ing likes ur f***ing song dude!! Excuse my French!
DJ Blaze - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the part about the PETA. I'm gonna go check out some more of your parodies! 555
235347657 - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
That is FUNNY!!!!
brad - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
i wrote a song about this i wish you could read it and then see whos is better cuz mine pwns yours PWNED

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