This was not the day I’d planned,
Not my intention,
I feel so free on the weekend,
No threat of detention,
It’s not that I’m a bad dude,
Just wanted to try it on,
Now fur’s caked on my shoe,
I hope it wasn’t wrong,

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
Into a wet pile of sticks,
I kicked a squirrel, man I fried it,
Hope that PETA don’t find it,
It felt so wrong,
To put it in flight,
Can’t say I’ll sleep much tonight,
But I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I liked it,

I know, it must have been in pain,
It doesn’t matter,
It momentarily entertained,
I’m sorry, Mother Nature,
It’s not what good kids do,
Not how we should behave,
I’ll admit I didn’t think through,
Punt to its grave,

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I snuck up and launched it too quick,
I kicked a squirrel, I surprised it,
Hope that PETA don’t find it,
It felt so wrong,
It couldn’t fight,
Can’t say I’ll sleep much tonight,
But I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I liked it,

Those squirrels, they are so cute and dull,
Big cheeks, red fur, so kickable,
Hard to resist, almost pet-able,
Except for,
The rabies,
Big teeth, big tail, not innocent,

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
Knocked off some fleas and wood ticks,
I kicked a squirrel in mid stride, I,
Hope that PETA don’t find it,
It felt so wrong,
To give it a fright,
Can’t say I’ll sleep much tonight,
But I kicked a squirrel and I liked it,
I liked it.