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Song Parodies -> "Womens Rights"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Womens Rights"

Parody Written by:

Cat-Face7795

The Lyrics

(Hey my girls
Let’s make a point)
I want a world
Where women are not objects
Fair, free and followed
That’s a world I would accept
If we’re are sipping
A cocktail
That does not make us drunk (you ass)
A short dress
And high heels
Doesn’t make us easy (at all)
You can travel the globe
But nothing comes close
To a perfect world
Please keep off your hands
I’m not looking for a dirty one night stand
Sodomizing girls
Is unacceptable
Keep your hands on my waist
Not my butt
A little respect
Would go
Quite a long way
(We’re people to
Just like you)
Undermining girls
Is unappreciated
Seriously guys
We’re smarter than you
Yes we know we’re hot
But don’t get your dicks up
(No sideways glances
Or dirty dances)
Sex on the beach?
I’ll get sand in my ass
Freaking in a jeep?
No thank you, I have more class
You can travel the globe
But nothing comes close
To a perfect world
Please keep off your hands
I’m not looking for a dirty one night stand
Sodomizing girls
Is unacceptable
Keep your hands on my waist
Not my butt
A little respect
Would go
Quite a long way
(We’re people to
Just like you)
Undermining girls
Is unappreciated
Seriously guys
We’re smarter than you
Yes we know we’re hot
But don’t get your dicks up
(No sideways glances
Or dirty dances)
Glammed up
Smokin’ sexy
Take a seat
Coz im gettin’ giddy
Smooth and sweet, up you coast
These are the guys I hate the most
I mean the one
That are like you’re the one
Rush me, touch me squeeze my buns
NO!
The guys a creep
He thinks he’s sweet
More like a freak!
It’s okay
He’s gone away
Sent him packing
With a yell of HOORAY
All my girls
And another round
Moving to the beat of the sound
Me and my girls
Freaky dancin’
All the time
Gettin’ second glances
Cocktails, hotels, “what the hell!”’s
No fells
Just gurls
And a twirl
Hey my ladies
(yeah)
You agreein’ with me
(uh huh)
We are all tight
Coz we representing women’s rights
Sodomizing girls
Is unacceptable
Keep your hands on my waist
Not my butt
A little respect
Would go
Quite a long way
(We’re people to
Just like you)
Undermining girls
Is unappreciated
Seriously guys
We’re smarter than you
Yes we know we’re hot
But don’t get your dicks up
(No sideways glances
Or dirty dances)

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