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Song Parodies -> "The Swine Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Hot N Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"The Swine Flu"

Parody Written by:

Incompetentia

The Lyrics

This was written back in April, back when tens of people died from H1N1. Obviously, it's morphed into something larger, but the point about a media frenzy about ANYTHING still stands.
I was around
When I felt kind of weird
So I thought I'd go just lay down
Till it cleared

But when I awoke
Things had worsened a bit
Then I knew
Of course this must be it

'Cause I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
I guess they were right
That even in spite
Of all I did do
I still caught the swine flu

Ew, Can't believe I caught it too, no
Ew, I don't know now what I should do, oh

I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out

How could this be
I made sure to be safe
My home should be clean
I keep strict quarantine

I'm not certain it's this
But what else could it be?
I should know
I saw it on TV

So I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
Guess I'm gonna die
I wish I knew why
But there's nothing to do
Once you catch the swine flu

But, I don't really wanna die, no
But, how do I repurify, though

I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out

So I call the doctor
Need my experimental treatments
But he just won't listen
They don't see I'm right

They'll change their mind
Once I'm dead, they will see

'Cause I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
Soon people nearby
Will just start to die
It's all 'cause of me
The doctors don't see

'Cause I'm hot and then cold
I shake uncontrolled
Food's in, then it's out
I want to pass out
I'll die here alone
They'll give no headstone
For the guy that they knew
Really had swine flu

Hey, pick my body up on Thursday
Hey, but be careful, don't get sick, say

You'll get hot and then cold
And shake uncontrolled
Your food won't stay down
You'll quickly pass out

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JMasta - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
WARNING! AWESOME ALERT. I must give you some 555 medicine to cool you down!
Christie Marie M - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Never had the swine flu, thank God! 555 antiviral drugs to treat H1N1!

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