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Song Parodies -> "Gotten Old"

Original Song Title:

"Hot n Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Gotten Old"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Not crazy about the OS but it was stuck in my head all day, so....I saw a bumper sticker that said "Getting Old is not for Wimps" Got a ways to go yet, but I've seen enough to know it ain't gonna be pretty. Be nice to old people, it'll be us someday.
Gotten Old

You’ve gotten old
Like some bread getting mold
Hell to get you dressed
It’s a bitch
Don’t you know

And you cannot think
All repeat
Verbally
Withstood woe
But could not withstand a-aa-aaage

Cause you've gotten quite old
Can’t dress yourself, no
You’re thin, have the gout
You drool and you shout
You wrong us for spite
You smack and you bite
You walk, then you slip
You fall and break hip

(You) You don't really want to live, no
(But you) But you don't really want to go-o

You've gotten quite old
Can’t dress yourself, no
You’re thin, have the gout
You drool and you shout

Knee fused to three
Truss-like pins
In your shins
You blame, disagree
You see red, then you plead
Used to laugh, now nothing
Now you sleep, snoring
We all know that
It’s not gonna cha-a-ange

Cause you've gotten quite old
You mess yourself, oh
Your skin is dried out
You fuss and you pout
No longer polite
Attack and incite
You call and give lip
You talk then you flip

(You) You don't really want to live, no
(But you) But you don't really want to go-o

You've gotten quite old
You mess yourself, oh
Your skin is dried out
You fuss and you pout

Someone call the doctor
Gotta face it now, it’s over
Get off the roller coaster
Some peace, now you’ve died

You’ve gone and died
Now be still, rest in peace

You'd gotten too old
You left us all, oh
Your kin is cried out
We fuss and we pout
No longer alive
Wear black and survive
We hug and we hold
The future unfolds...

We've gotten quite old
Can’t dress ourselves, no
We’re thin, have the gout
We drool and we shout
No longer polite
We smack and we bite
We call and give lip
We fall and break hip

(You) You don't really want to know, no
(But you) But you should really take it slow-ow

We've gotten quite old
We mess ourselves, oh
Our skin is dried out
We fuss and we pout…

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Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I will turn 30 next May, but some days I feel like I am over 100 with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Today's not one of those days, though. 5s.
Fiddlegirl - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Now, why did I sit down at this computer again?... ;)
Cody Slusher - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
That was extremly funny.555's.
Mark Scotti - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
My joints are hurting, just reading this. You are right, getting old is a b*tch!!
DJ Blaze - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Ironic, I just saw the episode of SpongeBob in which Mr. Krabs starts to realize he's old. 555 more years for this one...
AFW - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
A little blunt..but pretty much hits the "Old" nail on the head..
Kristof Robertson - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I work in psychogeriatrics, so this is all too familiar to me! Great stuff 555
blackjack21 - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, young and old alike.

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