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Song Parodies -> "Hot N Old"

Original Song Title:

"Hot N Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Hot N Old"

Parody Written by:

Nathan Elia

The Lyrics

Katy Perry likes old men.
I changed my taste
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, my taste changed from Brad Pitt
To old men

And I always thought
Young men were sexy
I now know
That they’re too young for me

‘Cause you’re hot and you’re old
Your bones are so weak
You can hardly speak
You’re brittle and frail
You can’t see too clear
You watch black and white
Movies from decades
That have since past

You, you don’t really wanna get up
You, and you don’t really wanna stand up

‘Cause you’re hot and you’re old
Your bones are so weak
You can hardly speak
You’re brittle and frail

You used to be just normal, so in sync
The same energy now’s an old geezer
Used to laugh ‘bout falling
Now you fall down
I should know
That you’re not gonna live


‘Cause you’re hot and you’re old
Your bones are so weak
You can hardly speak
You’re brittle and frail
You can’t see too clear
You watch black and white
Movies from decades
That have since past

You, you don’t really wanna get up
You, and you don’t really wanna stand up

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of missing dentures
He’s stuck on a rollercoaster
His dentures fell off

I changed my taste
Like a girl changes clothes

‘Cause you’re hot and you’re old
Your bones are so weak
You can hardly speak
You’re brittle and frail
You can’t see too clear
You watch black and white
Movies from decades
That have since past

‘Cause you’re hot and you’re old
Your bones are so weak
You can hardly speak
You’re brittle and frail
You can’t see too clear
You watch black and white
Movies from decades
That have since past

You, you don’t really wanna get up
You, and you don’t really wanna stand up

You’re hot and you’re old
Your bones are so weak
You can hardly speak
You’re brittle and frail, frail, frail, frail, frail……

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