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Song Parodies -> "I Have To Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Have To Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Felicia

The Lyrics

Just about the fastest parody I have ever written. See? it's easy to make fun of crappy songs!
This was not the food that I planned
To be ingesting
My boyfriend ordered before-hand
And, it's disgusting
It's not what I wanted
I got the chef's surprise
I'd much rather intake
A burger and fries

I have to hurl
I'll admit it
Kneeling over the toilet
I have to hurl
Not bulimic,
Just nasty food to omit
It tastes so wrong
Barfing feels right
Don't wanna be up all night
I have to hurl
More than a bit
Pump my stomach

No, I don't even know the name
Of this odd platter
The head chef should take all the blame
For pain I endure
My stomach is screaming
"What did you put in me?!"
We'll never come back here
I guarantee

I have to hurl
I'll admit it
Kneeling over the toilet
I have to hurl
Not bulimic,
Just nasty food to omit
It tastes so wrong
Barfing feels right
Don't wanna be up all night
I have to hurl
More than a bit
Pump my stomach

Oh, when I hurl, it's magical
So many foods all in a row
I have no clue when it will slow
I won't try to stop it
Hey look, it has an orange tint

I have to hurl
I'll admit it
Kneeling over the toilet
I have to hurl
Not bulimic,
Just nasty food to omit
It tastes so wrong
Barfing feels right
Don't wanna be up all night
I have to hurl
More than a bit
Pump my stomach

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