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Song Parodies -> "Bald N Old"

Original Song Title:

"Hot N Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Bald N Old"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

im doing the 2nd katy perry parodie and idk.
your bald and your old
you walk really slow
your asleep and passed out
you swerve in and out

you used to like playin bingo at 2
protected by AARP
now hes not beneficiar
used to fake (used to fake)
a heart attack ( heart attack) for laughs ( for laughs)
now your a drag (your a drag)
cause this place brings you down

i kinda think ( kinda think)
that your frying kinda slow (reallly Slooow)

cause your bald and your old
you walk really slow
your asleep and passed out

you laugh then you cry
you eat your ok
you fight the disease
but then you think oh please

you, you really want to go home
so you can play pac -i- man
cause your bald and your old
you walk really slow
your a sleep and passed out
you swerve in and out

someone tell the nurse
that she needs to fetch a hearse
cuz mr johnson
is getting his freakin wish
you throw a fit like bush hated change (ow)

cause your bald and your old
you walk really slow
your asleep and passed out

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Christie Marie M - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Ode to alopecia! Good effort!
Cody Slusher - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
That is just the choruses. Where is the whole song for God sakes.
Gari J - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice effort but song is incomplete 444
Chance Gollnick - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
according to the lyrics its done.

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