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Song Parodies -> "Cheerleader Virgin"

Original Song Title:

"Waking Up In Vegas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Cheerleader Virgin"

Parody Written by:

Cameron Franklin

The Lyrics

This parody of Katy Perry's "Waking Up In Vegas" is about a cheerleader who is a virgin, and doesn't want to have sex anytime soon, so enjoy
She is so pretty, she is so sexy
All the guys want to date her, and treat her like a princess

They know that she doesn't want to get laid, it's because she likes to wait
And, the reason why is she has a purity ring on her finger

It's going to be a while, before she really want kids
Before you screw it up, you really got to take it slow

The only thing that matters is a whole lot of kissing, because she is just a cheerleader virgin
You better not go ahead and ask her to just have sex, because she is just a cheerleader virgin

She rather get married, than being so horny
And, it's going to stay the same, that's really just the way it is

She takes a lot of time, she totally don't want to rush
Before you screw it up, you really got to take it slow

The only thing that matters is a whole lot of kissing, because she is just a cheerleader virgin
You better not go ahead and ask her to just have sex, because she is just a cheerleader virgin

If you ask her to have sex, she will be through with you, and that really is the truth
So, please don't listen to your friends

Take it easy, and don't waste your time
Before you screw it up, you really got to take it slow

You really got take it slow, you really got to take it slow
Take it slow, take it slow

Oh, yeah

The only thing that matters is a whole lot of kissing, because she is just a cheerleader virgin
You better not go ahead and ask her to just have sex, because she is just a cheerleader virgin

You better take it easy, you better take it easy
Go easy, be steady

Just go and take your time out there, and prove to her that you're hers forever
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