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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed A Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed A Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Twlighter

The Lyrics

pardoy of Kay perry's I kissed a girl. I hoenstly don't liek h her verison thought I liek Katy perry. it's abotu a kssing girl. I'm hcristan and homseoxuality is condemned in the bible ni both the odl and new teastment. but I' m obbsed with Twlight and so thisi snpired by I kissed vmapreui quote on customizedgirl.com I love Edward. this how Bella might write if she was rewrirting the song
This was never the way I planned,
not my intention.
I got so brave,
thoguths swirling
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to.
Just wanted to try it out
I'm dazzled by you ,
caught my attention.

I kissed a vampire and I liked it,
the taste of hard yet gentle li[s
I kissed a vampire just to try it,
I hope his siblings don't mind it
It felt so good
it felt so right.
This means I'm in love tonight
I kissed a vampire and I liked it.
I liked it!

No, I dont' even know how you exist
it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game,
just human nature.
It's not what normals girls do.
Not who they date
I get so meormorized.
Hard to look away

I kissed a vampire and I liked it,
the taste of hard yet gentle li[s
I kissed a vampire just to try it,
I hope his siblings don't mind it
It felt so good
it felt so right.
This means I'm in love tonight
I kissed a vampire and I liked it.
I liked it!

you are so magical.
pale skin, cold lips, amber eyes so kissable.
Hard to resist,
so hugable
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,
it's innocent.

kissed a vampire and I liked it,
the taste of hard yet gentle li[s
I kissed a vampire just to try it,
I hope his siblings don't mind it
It felt so good
it felt so right.
This means I'm in love tonight
I kissed a vampire and I liked it.
I liked it!
can you guys come up with your or othejr sogns related to TWlight

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iRULZ - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice ideas especially the 'hope his siblings don't mind it' the pacing was out though and with such good material it should have been well paced- thats just my opinion
Ashley - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
You could've wrote instead of 'hope his siblings don't min it' ... "Hope the Volturi don't mind it!'
BellaGoSee - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Truly a ' Twilighters' delight, Sir!
Princess Twilight - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it! Great job! Except, "amber eyes so kissable." Kissing his eyes? Really?
leah - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
My own version: I Kissed A Vampire lyrics This was never the way I planned, not my intention I got so brave, I needed you to drink, to suck the venom out of my hand, lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on I'm curious, for you caught my attention I kissed a vampire and I liked it The taste of his cold breath I kissed a vampire to try it I hope that I don't get bit It felt so good it felt so right I'm in love at Twilight I kissed a vampire and I liked it I liked it Even though I know your name, it doesn't matter This is no experimental game, not just human nature It's what good girls do, how they behave My head gets so confused, hard to stay away I kissed a vampire and I liked it The taste of his cold breath I kissed a vampire to try it I hope that I don't get bit It felt so good, it felt so right I'm in love at Twilight I kissed a vampire and I liked it I liked it Those vampires, they're so magical Smooth skin, cold lips, so kissable Hard to resist, so touchable Too good to deny it It ain't no big deal, it's innocent I kissed a vampire and I liked it The taste of his cold breath I kissed a vampire to try it I hope that I don't get bit It felt so good, it felt so right I'm in love at Twilight
iamatwilightfan19 - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
it the taste of his bloody lip not what you have and its not hope my sipling dont mind it its i hope bella doesnt mind it because she is like the onliy human to stay alive after she kissed Edward
twihard - October 07, 2010 - Report this comment
hey people, sorry it took almost for me reply to your comments. I'm so happy you liked my song. as for the so kissable part, i meant to say edward is overall kissable. that's a spelling error. btw, you can actually kisses someone's eyes. this songs takes place around twilight when bella doesn't yet the voltru and i'm a girl! check out my other parodys
Twichick - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment
hey guys it is twilighter/twihard again. I changed my name again cuz I forgot my password. Check out Edward's girl and my two lasted entries Tiger's Blood Fried Charlie Sheen's Brain and Rehab.

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