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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed a Boy (and got arrested)"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed a Boy (and got arrested)"

Parody Written by:

Maria Grillo

The Lyrics

I Kissed A Boy (and got arrested)

This was never the way I planned,
not my intention.
I got so brave,
drink in hand.
Lost my discretion.
It's not what I'm used to.
The sound of the bell,
the kids all rushing out,
caught my attention.

I kissed a boy and got arrested,
the itch of my anklet, I hate it.
I kissed a boy just to try it,
I hope my priest don't mind it.
It was so wrong,
I hope prison don't rape me.
Don't mean I'm in love with guys.
I kissed a boy, oh no.
(oh boy)

All I did was ask your name,
throw you candy.
Make you my experimental game,
just human nature.
It's not what grown men do.
Not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused.
Hard to obey.

I kissed a boy and got arrested,
the itch of my anklet, I hate it.
I kissed a boy just to try it,
I hope my priest don't mind it.
It was so wrong,
I hope prison don't rape me.
Don't mean I'm in love with guys.
I kissed a boy, oh no.
(oh boy)

Little boys are so magical.
Lunch pails, juice boxes,
let's play a game.
Now there handing out posters of my face.
Have to register, can't vote, can't go nowhere.
Hard to deny it,
it's not so innocent.

I kissed a boy and got arrested,
the itch of my anklet, I hate it.
I kissed a boy just to try it,
I hope my priest don't mind it.
It was so wrong,
I hope prison don't rape me.
Don't mean I'm in love with guys.
I kissed a boy, oh no.
(oh boy)

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Nick Zeman - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you get the NO PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION ALLOWED as an idea for this song? In most middle schools now if someone even hugs someone on school grounds--even at a sporting event they get detentions. I was just curious. It was a funny parody.
Christie Marie M - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this parody. Reminds me of my experience in high school with this boy I went out with for 5 years. We were always slammed with warnings of PDA by our friends and teachers. Most of the time, the teachers. I also remembered that when I was a teenager, I was attracted to older guys, but now that I'm in my twenties, I am now attracted to guys younger than me. I don't know why. Once again , great parody you wrote, Maria.
Twlighter - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
meh
Offended - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Hello, people, this is a song about a freakin' pedifile! Has to register everywhere? That's as a sex offender! Raped in prison? SICK! Not funny at all.

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