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Song Parodies -> "I Pissed the Bed"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Pissed the Bed"

Parody Written by:

Papageno

The Lyrics

This was not the vaycay I planned
Trip near completion
I am a binge drinkin' man
Lost my excretion
Did just what my kids do
Just want some dry clothes on
Too tired, decide to
Sleep in secretion

I pissed the bed to the mattress
I shouldn't take muscle relaxants
I pissed the bed at the Hyatt
I hope they don't make me buy it
It felt so warm
I felt so light
Slept in a water-bed tonight
I pissed the bed to the mattress
The mattress

No, I don't even put the blame
On active bladder
It's my many drinking games
And sphincter failure
It's not what
Adults do
Not during hotel stays
Room service, sucks for you
I'll be okay

I pissed the bed to the mattress
I shouldn't take muscle relaxants
I pissed the bed at the Hyatt
I hope they don't make me buy it
It felt so warm
I felt so light
Slept in a water-bed tonight
I pissed the bed to the mattress
The mattress

These sheets they look so expensive
The damage done so extensive
I must resist the defensive
Too proud to deny it
Ain't no big deal, an accident

I pissed the bed to the mattress
I shouldn't take muscle relaxants
I pissed the bed at the Hyatt
I hope they don't make me buy it
It felt so warm
I felt so light
Slept in a water-bed tonight
I pissed the bed to the mattress
The mattress

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 11

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Ethan Mawyer - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The muscle relaxant line has a couple too many syllables, but otherwise this was very well done.
Below Average Dave - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Welcome to the site, well at least it's the first parody I've read by you even though it's not the first you've written. Ethan's right on the pacing, but it's an idea that to my knowledge is unique for this song. 5's as a welcome wagon from me
Glen S - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, Geno. Hopefully they don't make you buy it. This songs been done quite a bit, but you carried it well, unlike your bladder.
Papageno - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't see the pacing error I guess its all in how you place the beat. If you put the word I on the first beat it will be off but if you put the syllable should on the first beat it will have the same pacing as the original song. Thanks for the votes though guys. Hope you like my older stuff too.

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