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Song Parodies -> "I'm Captain Kirk"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Captain Kirk"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It's my duty as the captain
Of the enterprise
We're always brave and trekkin'
And I realized

There's Dr. McCoy too
As well as Janice Rand
And Lieutenant Sulu
And Spock, a Vulcan

I'm Captain Kirk, who boldly goes
To where no man has gone before
I'm Captain Kirk, don't deny it
I hope doc McCoy don't mind it
I'm going there, I'm coming here
Explore the final frontier
I'm Captain Kirk, just call me Jim
Call me Jim

Now look at Montgomery Scott
On the holodeck
Where he's practicing phaser shots
Also clad in red

A Russian rose to fame
Chekov, first named Pavel
That blond-haired woman named
Nurse Christine Chapel

I'm Captain Kirk, I boldly go
To where no man has gone before
I'm Captain Kirk, don't deny it
I hope Uhara don't mind it
Hey McCoy, beam me aboard
There's some new world to explore
I'm Captain Kirk, just call me Jim
Call me Jim

Us Trekkies, we're on a mission
We're facing tribulation
Sought for new civilizatons
We're still cruising through space
Ain't no big deal, so be prepared

I'm Captain Kirk, let's boldly go
To where no man has gone before
I'm Captain Kirk, don't deny it
I hope the Spock don't mind it
I'm in trouble with Tribbles now
Must get rid of them somehow
I'm Captain Kirk, just call me Jim
Call me Jim

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