Song Parodies -> Hiding It From My Parents
| Original Song Title: | "I Kissed A Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Katy Perry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hiding It From My Parents" |
| Parody Written by: | Maigen O'Conor |
My parents would have a cow if they found out what I was doing this summer. But they'll be thrilled when my book comes out and it wins a Pulitzer. The fifth stanza explains exactly how I plan to tell my family about my little secret.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
Big, fat tuition bill in hand
Trumped inhibitions
It's not what, they'd like my
Talents to be used on
I hope I don't catch my
Fam'ly's attention!
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!
Mom, these shoes are for Halloween
Ex-Girl-Scout's honor
Nightclubs are not part of my scene
I'm just a schoolgirl
Sometimes to get shit done
You gotta misbehave
I'm young and having fun
I'll tell one day!
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!
Hey, Mom, I won a Pulitzer
My book hit big, so readable
Hard to believe, incredible
The bad news, is on page five
So please don't spaz, I got through school....
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!
Not my intention
Big, fat tuition bill in hand
Trumped inhibitions
It's not what, they'd like my
Talents to be used on
I hope I don't catch my
Fam'ly's attention!
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!
Mom, these shoes are for Halloween
Ex-Girl-Scout's honor
Nightclubs are not part of my scene
I'm just a schoolgirl
Sometimes to get shit done
You gotta misbehave
I'm young and having fun
I'll tell one day!
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!
Hey, Mom, I won a Pulitzer
My book hit big, so readable
Hard to believe, incredible
The bad news, is on page five
So please don't spaz, I got through school....
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
She'd prob'ly go ballistic
The stories I tell, they buy it
I hope my brothers don't find it
I live in fear
I pray with fright
That Dad won't show up tonight
I strip and Mom wouldn't like it
Not like it!
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Good luck with your novel entitled "The Haopy Stripper' !
Entitled "Letters From The Zombie Dollhouse," actually.
We can relate to this song. It's hard keeping a secret from the parents- trust us.
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