Song Parodies -> I Kissed A Cat

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed A Cat"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

This was never the way i planned
not my intention
i got so curious, cat chow in hand
lost my head
its not what im accustomed to
just wanna try it on you im curious for whiskers
caught my attention

I kissed a cat and i liked it
the taste of his cat chow lips
i kissed a cat just to try it
i hope my gold fish dont mind it
it tasted so bad
it tasted so good
doesnt mean im the litterbox 2 night
i kissed a cat and i liked it
i liked it

no i dont even know if your humaine
it doesnt matter?
your my experimental game (ha ha ha )
just human, cat nature
its not what good kids do
not how they should experiment
my head gets so curious...
so hard to play

I kissed a cat and i liked it
the taste of his cat chow lips
i kissed a cat just to try it
i hope my gold fish dont mind it
it tasted so bad
it tasted so good
doesnt mean im the litterbox 2 night
i kissed a cat and i liked it
i liked it

us kids were, so curious
soft fur, pink lips, so pettable
hard 2 resist so huggable
too soft to deny it
aint no big deal i was curious (meow)


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2Eagle - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Cats smell nice.
mike - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
awesome
Kait - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
lame.
Dr Music - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Purrrrrrrrfect.

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