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Song Parodies -> "The Katy Perry Facade"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"The Katy Perry Facade"

Parody Written by:

Simpsonite

The Lyrics

Nothing disturbs me more than seeing a pretty girl with a decent voice, who clearly could have achieved hit records more honestly (it is possible!), churn in songs that are controversial but false. Katy Perry admitted to never having kissed a girl, and yet is maintaining that controversial image. Moreso, she often stresses that she's not a lesbian in the song, which is another mask on Katy's pretty face. Katy, I hope you learn to either be yourself or stick to your stories in future pursuits.
This is not how I really am
As I am Christian
Needed edge so I don't seem bland
Need more attention

It's not what I would do
Just needed a hit song
I took notes from t.A.T.u.
Now, pop sensation!

Didn't kiss a girl, but I'll write it
So teenage boys go manic
"I kissed a girl," and they'll buy it
Can you say "global smash hit?"

It's just a song, so hear me right
I'm really straight in real life

Didn't kiss a girl, but I'll write it...
But I'll write it...

Now everybody knows my name
They take my picture
Con-tro-ver-sy shot me to fame
It's human nature

Now what am I to do
So my fame wouldn't sink?
The gay thing's almost due
Need a new gimmick!

I kissed a girl, that was my niche
Obtained my fifteen minutes
But come next year, what should I pitch?
Maybe a rehab stint?

Didn't think it through, now like t.A.T.u.
I'm outli-ving my shelf life

I'll kiss a girl, 'cause they'll like it!
'Cause they'll like it!

I could have gotten lyrical
Show off that I am musical
Label says unmarketable
It's them I confide in
So through it all, I'm innoceeeeeent!

Didn't kiss a girl, but I'll write it
So teenage boys go manic
"I kissed a girl," and they'll buy it
Can you say "global smash hit?"

It's just a song, so hear me right
I'm really straight in real life

Didn't kiss a girl, but I'll write it...
But I'll write it...

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TJC - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked your take on this OS!
Simpsonite - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you!
Sally Shine - October 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I facepalmed on this song. Ironic because Katy's mum is a preacher and she's supposed to be a role model.
Hilary Star Rodney - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Love. It.

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