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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed A Shark"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed A Shark"

Parody Written by:

william

The Lyrics

It's supposed to be sung by a severed head....Yes, it sucks. But enjoy anyway...
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a shark and it bit me
Now I can't find my body
I wish that I could be able
But I can't get off the table
It hurt so much
It hurt so bad
And now I'm feeling so sad
I kissed a shark and it bit me
It bit me

No, I didn't even know its name
It doesn't matter,
It was my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a shark and it bit me
Now I can't find my body
I wish that I could be able
But I can't get off the table
It hurt so much
It hurt so bad
And now I'm feeling so sad
I kissed a shark and it bit me
It bit me


Those sharks they are so magical
Hard skin, sharp teeth, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a shark and it bit me
Now I can't find my body
I wish that I could be able
But I can't get off the table
It hurt so much
It hurt so bad
And now I'm feeling so sad
I kissed a shark and it bit me
It bit me
I don't think I realized how bad it was until I typed it out.....

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UnKnownVotress - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, . . . That's the way love is . . . Sho' 'nough how it is !
Ethan Mawyer - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
The chorus was actually pretty good, but the verses are basically the original song. This would be a lot better if you worked on the verses and submitted again when you finish that.
2Eagle - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Do you watch Friends by any chance?
william - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Every once in a while. Why do you ask?
2Eagle - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Look up "The One about the Shark" on the Friends website.

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