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Song Parodies -> "Laura Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Walks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Laura Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Marto

The Lyrics

during australian idol there were heaps of people saying Laura sucks so here is my parody
I need to recruit all the Laura Haters
All of Holden's soldiers
We hate Laura
We Hated Laura during idol, her shit singing, , but most of all we at war against Miss Gissara

Laura Sucks- Mr. Holden show me the way because Laura fan's hates me
Laura Sucks real bad


Ya know what the oz idol iz? Young and talented
Where wannabe artist come to win a contract
And next these wannabes might sing so crap
Somebody tell Laura Gissara who Marto iz
I Dissed Laura through the entire idol comp After Holden threw the first punch
"Don't let go", that performance view alone will piss you off
I voted for Tarni
Its kind hard When Tarni left before Laura
Yeh Yeh now lets get arid of shitty Gissara
The Laura fan be standing up , wasting money, Hating us
Sayin we are big shithead wanker's, huh
People that called me childish are the real Wanker!
Im taking about U mr markmarkymarcus AKA shithead?
We Laura haters ain't going nowhere..but we got that spirit,
$200 worth of prepaid credit & Large anti-Laura posters.
My mate sabbo used to say only Australia can stop her
Well my Girlfriend & I know I bag out losers allot, but ill be still dissing Laura Until the end comes
I got hate messages to post on a forum!


Laura Sucks- Mr. Holden show me the way cuz all Laura fan's hate me
Laura Sucks Real bad - The only thing that I pray iz that Laura lives under a rock
Laura Sucks -And I think there is 1 million people that bashed Laura
Laura Sucks-Real bad -I talked to God every night & my prayers were answered.



To Lindsey, Catharine, Rocky & Michael
To the semi-finalist that didn't make it. Its feels they're dream have been crushed
Now if you hear Natalie sing she will blow you away.
I know U heard my story when I was KOed
Cuz she shud not have gone so early
We Parody writer are role models, we parodies & poke fun at songs
I ain't here to argue about Australians group 2 decision
Or here to convert another 1 million people into Laura haters
Im just trying 2 say the way Australia needs another good artist for the world
The Way AC/DC rocked the globe... but Laura isn't a pro she was crap in Idol.
So here go my parody mate, amiright.com needs this
They said parodies can mock anything; Including Laura
That means dissing, bagging out, bullying, swearing
But if I say Laura sucks my parody, it will get noticed, yay?
Well if this take away my forum friends...well I guess ill be dissing Laura on another forum.
Then I hope thousands of users will laugh with me everytime I diss the loser
and bring the day Grammy's are handed out
Next time Im online in the club, erybody screaming out...

Laura Sucks- Mr. Holden show me the way because Laura fan's hates me
Laura Sucks real bad - The only thing that I pray iz that Laura lives under a rock
Laura Sucks -And I do think there is 1 million people that bashed Laura
Laura Sucks real bad -I talked to God every night & my prayers were answered.

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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 9

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KRAP - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Next up on our station is... Krapnye West!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Not particularly well rhymed, horrendously paced, mediocre idea. 233 and I stopped watching Idol years... months... DAYS ago.
KmartFreak - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you know that Laura's dad works for Telstra? That might explain how she got so far.
steven - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
dyke
manda - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao i so agree with u hey! she sucks!
omg - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
YOU SUCK!

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