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Song Parodies -> "Ancient Showz"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Jamz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Ancient Showz"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This song is for y'all to replenish your memories of watching cartoons on Saturday Mornings.
Ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhh, oh, oh

[Chorus:]
Them chillens want some Dragon Tales, some Barney & Friends, a li'l bit of Caillou
To set the Saturday Mornings off right
They said they want some Big Ol' Comfy Couch, Bananas in Pajamas
With some Bob the Builder
To set the Saturday Mornings off right


(You know what I told them)


(1st Verse:)
It's the big ol' first day of the weekend
They wakin' up at seven
They runnin' down the hallways
Not going to 7-Eleven
Wakin' up their parents
At the crack of big dawn
Waiting to get them a good ol' breakfast syringe
Broadcasters doin' this junk since the 60s
All the way until cable TV took those gypsies
I got a son who really likes Power Rangers
But I really do not like Power Rangers
I turned to PBS so that he can watch educational TV
We gon' learn some shapes and sounds, not that violent junk you voodoo.
We gon' do some Blue's Clue's, we'll do the greatness you who
We gon' turn to Wonder Pets, you and I'll have fun I bet!


[Chorus:]


[Bridge:]
Bear in the Big Blue House
Bear in the Big Blue House
SpongeBob SquarePants
Everyday, everyday
Bear in the Big Blue House
Bill Nye the Science Guy
To set The Saturday, to set
The Saturday Mornings off Right
Rugrats, Hey!
Rugrats, Hey, yeah!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Did I forget to say Dora the Explorer?



[2nd Verse:]
Got myself in a clout of baby shows
playing on other TV channels, that is
Flippin' up the tube like Timmy Turner
Going on random adventures like them Backyardigans
Flip the TV and then finally tune me on some Teletubbies
And all that (well, well, well, yeah!)
Let's eat some pancakes on that George Shrinks
And don't let me get started on the Seven Little Monsters
Hit the cable box, move it towards some Jetsons
Sun's still rising, we'll sizzle up some Flintstones
We'll do some Sesame Street to learn some ABC's
And 123's like Barney (well, well, well, yeah!)
A Little Bit of good Mister Rogers, well chillens put
your good ol' clean clothes on
Singin' nice songs with Kidsongs
Chillens going all crazy like Zoboomafoo
You ready for some good Nick Jr., Don't you on that
Oatmeal be bingin', you need to learn 100's of life-learned
lessons with Thomas the Tank Engine
The couch is comfy like Corduroy, don't drink it like it's
milk that's soy
The day's just getting started right now
Until 2016 they would take a bow
Litton's doing it now
Grandpa told me that nothing last forever as you all see
It's simply, simply easy as 1-2-3
And those animated shows are gone forever
Thanks to good old NBC!


[Chorus:]


[Ad-Lib:]
A great big ol' Saturday
(A great big ol' Saturday)
Nothing is in my way now
Happy, happy, happy, days!
Open your big minds now
It was a great good old time
But now those Saturday Morning
Cartoons are gone!
Oooooooooooh, oooooooooooooh
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!


[Chorus:]
Happy 40th B-day to Kanye!!!!!!!! "Litton" means Litton Entertainment, which took over ABC's, CBS', The CW's and NBC's saturday morning block time-frames in August 27, 2011, September 21, 2013, September 27, 2014, and September 25, 2016 respectively. "Backyardigans" means "The Backyardigans."

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Z-Police Productions, Inc. - August 30, 2017 - Report this comment
MY 25th PARODY!!!!!
Rob Arndt - August 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Congrats! Write 555 more :-)

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