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Song Parodies -> "F*cker"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger"

Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"F*cker"

Parody Written by:

BabyRuth

The Lyrics

I wrote this today as a response to Kanye West bumrushing Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards last night.
Get lit, start sh*t, throw fit, just quit
Douchebag, loser, bastard, f*cker!

Na-na-na-now they wanna kill me,
Cause I acted like a f*cker
I seriously need to grow up now
And stop acting like a soreass sucker
Perhaps maybe I should have allowed
Taylor to talk a bit longer
Man, I’m regrettin’ it right now,
Hope my career don’t suffer

I need help right now,
Where’s my publicist now?

On the sauce tonight,
Was pissed that Beyonce lost tonight.
Jump up on the stage, I'm a douche alright,
Cuz I don't give a crap about being polite
Here comes, hey Taylor give me that award!
Damn, look at me, I’m a real famewhore
I suck ass, I’m immature,
Now nobody likes my rants anymore

How in the presence of greatness
'Can they boo at me? but nevertheless
This will be covered by all the press
That I’m bullying the country princess
Lost my head, went nuts, threw a fit,
It was worse than that time the guy from Oasis spit
Or that dude from Rage climbed up that sh*t
Can’t help it, phony, bein’ a dick
Pickin’ on chicks, later!

Na-na-na-now I blame Hennessey
Can that stuff be any stronger?
I gotta go throw up now
Can’t sit here much longer
I just don’t understand how
Everyone thinks I’m wronger
Than that Lady Gaga blood sh*t
Beyonce changed her number

I need meds right now,
Call the doctor right now.

I don't know if my date’s a man or not,
Wonderin’ that a lot,
Don’t really matter cause I think she’s hot
Or maybe that should be I think he’s hot
We like to go to Rodeo on shopping sprees
Then go home and check out the latest Glee
But if I had to choose, I’d choose me
.
Ain’t trippin', I'm caught up in my ego, a’ight?
I mean, look at me I’m God-like,
A mirror and KY for a good night
Singing with a vocoder on my mic
Ranting on my blog, CAPS-LOCKED keys I strike
Calling people SQUIDBRAINS and the like
Dressing like Steve Urkel on his prom night
All these things makin me a
Douchebag, loser, bastard, f*cker!

Na-na-na- it’s all over tv
About how I’m a f*cker
The bitches on the View are saying
“He’s got less manners than a trucker”
I just had a little outburst
This won’t last much longer
It ain’t like I’m Chris Brown
He probably would’ve clocked her

I need nap right now,
I need nap right now.

Seriously, what about that Lady Gaga?
And Pink exposing her ta-ta?
I think Russell Brand had a boner
Beyonce deserved that honor.

Beyonce deserved that honor.
Beyonce deserved that honor.
Beyonce deserved that honor.
Beyonce deserved that honor.

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Arwen - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
As contrite as Kanye pretends to be on Jay Leno and his blog, I really don't think he regrets what he did, or that he's worried about his career. I mean...in entertainment...all press is good press...right? As long as people are talking about you...(regardless of whether it's good or bad)...then you don't matter...and nothing is worse than not mattering...in show business, especially. That being said, I think that the worst punishment for Mr. West would be if everyone totally stopped talking about the incident...or anything concerning him. I think he'd cry himself to sleep every night if he suddenly realized that nobody cared about him.

Of course I think he's a total bastard and am working on my own parody re: the whole thing. Not sure if I'll finish though...this might just say it all. Nice work...=)
Arwen - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Ooops...that should say "as long as people are talking about you...then you STILL matter." I'm pretty smart at 8:00 in the morning. =)
Butterfinger - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody hits all the right notes. Kudos for using Kanyes own song to slam his boorish bahaviour. Somebody should tell Kanye that an apology through media is no apology at all. If it ain't face to face, it's worthless. Kudos to Taylor Swift in the post show interviews for not falling into the trap of a media flame war. Wise for her age. And who's classier than Beyonce? Her beauty, talent & grace are timeless.
Old Man Ribber - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Sadly, he'll actually be more popular than ever BECAUSE of what he did. Great and deserved rip, Baby.
Christie Marie M - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the OS and your parody! Yep, Kanye was such an a**hole last night! I usually enjoyed his music, but how can he go hating on Taylor like this?! Unbelievable! 5's.
BabyRuth - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Glad you enjoyed it, :)
Red Ant - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
As the resident 'expert' on song satires, I say this was awesome, and very well written. 5s+ - You ought to enter this into the SOTM contest on inthe00s.com when the September entry thread is posted (usually on October 1st). Welcome to AmiRight!
Dewey Todd - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Kanye West should do an apology. Seriously.
BabyRuth - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow Red Ant, thank you so much! I've read and listened to some of your stuff - hilarious! Thanks again, I think you made my day. Also, thanks for the welcome. I've posted a few parodies (five or so) here and there over the years but I check out the site often. :) Thanks again to everyone for the 5's! :)
white trash - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
i couldnt believe that i was like what a Jacka**

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