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Song Parodies -> "Pizza Sauce"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Walks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Sauce"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Yeah, what's the score?
We gonna make a parodism, no schism, and write a song about feeding ourselves
(Pizza Sauce)
I can hardly wait because hunger's 'bout to bring me down
(Pizza sauce for me, for me, for me, for me...)

You know what pizza's best, kidz?
Heaven help us!
We want a pizza as big as Texas
And flavors to grab us by the solar plexus
Can y'all tell me where Pizza Hut is
Want a pitcher of Coke to wash it all down, fizz
For sure, garlic alone will stink my breath-iz
Uhhh! Got to eat it!
Uhhh! I gotta start

Getting passed by inspections, yeah yeah,now check the oven
We'll be eating us pizzas--no jazzin' , the best-us
Saying we eat slices of it like that for breakfast
Huh! Look at the grease drip off their faces
We want to know what the sausage taste is
A deep dish 12 incher served by Mavis
Hey mama, I will start to drool!
And with a coupon, I remember, breadsticks to go, I know

(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Too long! Too long!...)

Load the peppahs, mushrooms, mozzeralla, mortadella and pineappas
(Pizza sauce with them)
What's the bill of fare? Pizza's all we care about, yeah!
(Pizza sauce for them)
Now I see, I see that we've got anchovies
And now you hear me, we are happy homies
I got also a meat-eating instinct
Hamburger and bacon on top I do think
I think I'm about to go into seizures
Just what the hell happened to my Little Caesars'?
It's because of all of these certain features
The way Butthead needed Bevis, that's how I need pizzas
Don't give no single size, Super Deluxe this
They must have rapped about everything except for pizzas!
--Next is gum, wax, flies, putty and grapes
Now it would be really odd if this record will get played, huh?
Well, let's get away from irrelevance
And get back onto the pizza topic, friends
And I hope Kanye West will forgive me my sins
Now bring the food that I'm yakkin' about
Next time in the Hut, everybody order out

(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Pizza sauce)





Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 39

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 1   5
 5
 4
 
 2   0
 0
 2
 
 3   2
 3
 2
 
 4   2
 4
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 5   30
 27
 28
 

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Mikey Boy - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Man this is the best kanye west parody ive read yet. good job. 5's
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I find it HIGHLY coincidental that someone is rating my two latest submissions a 412...the same score I had given a certain recently submitted song that caused a mini-controversy. Come on, grow up and get over yourself.
Mikey Boy - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
wat r u talking about im not doing anything
Agrimorfee - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Not u Mikey Boy, you are ok, this has nothing to do with u. I should have mentioned a "thank you".
Scathe - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) :-)
Rick D - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know why you got such crappy votes. I liked it.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Another finely-rhymed slice.
Chris Bodily TM - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This was hilarious.... I couldn't stop laughing until I wrote this comment. 5-5-5 from me. Long live Pizza! Can't wait to read your Iggy Pop game show parody next.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta admit that the line "The way Butthead needed Bevis, that's how I need pizzas" gives me some scary vibes of the American Pie type...
Spaff.com - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Man this is the only kanye west parody ive read yet. Heh heh. Nice subs for the original, including the great title. Other highlights: the Texas/plexus lines, seizures/Caesar's, "I hope Kanye West will forgive me my sins" and, most of all, "The way Butthead needed Beavis, that's how I need pizzas."
Claude Prez - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Agreed; lots of good rhyming, plus I love pizza. Well done.
Chris Bodily TM - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
My third-place vote for SOTM. Chimney Damage is #1 and 2004 (the year in review) is #2. Good job, though!
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Chris, Know1, Spaff, Scathe & Jake!
Paul Robinson - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS on this. Really clever work here, though...I like the read a lot.
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I've been trying to rap through this one - there's some very clever use of words & rappish nearly-rhymes.
Peregrin - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting Agri, I really liked it. TOS weren't too bad either.
Johnny D - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mmmm... Mystic Pizza.
Arwen - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I don't know the original...=(...but nicely written, Agri!
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - nice one Agri - as I get older, I find myself heading back towards the margaritas
John Jenkins - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
A lot of good lines, particularly those mentioned by Spaff. Well done, Agrimorfee.
2nz - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Agri. But anything that manages to find a rhyme for 'plexus' and makes 'pineapples' sound ghetto at the same time is fine by me.
Tim Mayfield - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice parody.
Agrimorfee - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, y'all. :)
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
This should get you a pizza the pie this month =)
Meriadoc - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 'Peppahs ' - hee hee.
Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sorry, Agri...DKTOS, but loved the idea!
martha - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to say that Spaff said what I was going to say about those great lines/rhymes... very tasty !
Saider E. - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Stuff. Makes me hungry for Pizza, man Fave line:"Load the peppahs, mushrooms, mozzeralla, mortadella and pineappas(Pizza sauce with them)" When u sing that with the OS its hilarious :D
Meriya C. - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!! >.< oh my god, ha ha ha I was laughing all through reading this XD A ha ha ha ha Pizza Suace
Red Ant - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-P) I second what Spaff and Claude have already said. I also turned off TOS and free-read this parody to give you a better chance in the contest. =) 5 slices.
Matthias - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Almost annoying of an OS, as you had for the O-Round, please tell me that you'll come up with a good song for the Q-Round.... Great parody to an annoying as Hell OS
Below Average Dave - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Makes me wish I had picked Pizza Night instead of my choice, very good.
bobpiecheese - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) I didn't bother using your provided OS, because it's too hard to pace a rap parody. So you get points from me for filling two of my many guilty pleasures: rap music and pizza.
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC5) mmm pizza sauce - see above - and the idea of needing pizzas as much as Butthead needs Beavis came from where, Ag? LOL
Johnny D - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Mmmm.....see above.....
tomario - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
heh heh heh the beavis line did it for me !555
Michael McVey - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Great spoof about a great food. Be sure to enter it when I decide to start a food parody contest.---MM
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) Since I last read this, Agri, I've listened to the OS- and thus, this parody has gone way up in my estimation. Loved it!
Arwen - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...I have to give 5s to anyone who would conquer Kanye...excellent job!
Cat - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Tasty! I'll have 555 slices.
MIKE - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my bad
Max Power - July 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Now I want pizza again.
Matthias - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Is this the first Kanye West parody on Amiright? Pretty cool Aggy! Makes me hungry for some pizza for sure!
WTH? - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
No Matty, there are 38 others that came before. You'd know that if you weren't so lazy as to look up the artist page for KW!!!
Blaydeman - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Best Pizza parody I've ever read (this includes my own LOL!) Solid food parody with awesome pacing for a hard OS, and fantastic rhymes. Very saucy parody, Aggy.
bobpiecheese - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now that I've read this along to the OS (man, I was lazy back then), I can tell there were a few pacing stumbles and a few stretched rhymes (breath-iz, best-us), but I'm willing to let that slide seeing how this is eleven years old. As such, for such an oldie this was still pretty solid, 555 extra slices!
Abbott Skelding - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Definitely a good piece of business for a spoof that is 11 years old! I'm willing to overlook the above mentioned rhymes, just because there were so many good lines in here. Nicely done!
Syncronos - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
pardon me while I kick myself for not coming up with this. As much digiornos as I eat...this is brilliant!
Domino - July 29, 2015 - Report this comment
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