Song Parodies -> Pizza Sauce
| Original Song Title: | "Jesus Walks" |
| Original Performer: | Kanye West |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pizza Sauce" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
Yeah, what's the score?
We gonna make a parodism, no schism, and write a song about feeding ourselves
(Pizza Sauce)
I can hardly wait because hunger's 'bout to bring me down
(Pizza sauce for me, for me, for me, for me...)
You know what pizza's best, kidz?
Heaven help us!
We want a pizza as big as Texas
And flavors to grab us by the solar plexus
Can y'all tell me where Pizza Hut is
Want a pitcher of Coke to wash it all down, fizz
For sure, garlic alone will stink my breath-iz
Uhhh! Got to eat it!
Uhhh! I gotta start
Getting passed by inspections, yeah yeah,now check the oven
We'll be eating us pizzas--no jazzin' , the best-us
Saying we eat slices of it like that for breakfast
Huh! Look at the grease drip off their faces
We want to know what the sausage taste is
A deep dish 12 incher served by Mavis
Hey mama, I will start to drool!
And with a coupon, I remember, breadsticks to go, I know
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Too long! Too long!...)
Load the peppahs, mushrooms, mozzeralla, mortadella and pineappas
(Pizza sauce with them)
What's the bill of fare? Pizza's all we care about, yeah!
(Pizza sauce for them)
Now I see, I see that we've got anchovies
And now you hear me, we are happy homies
I got also a meat-eating instinct
Hamburger and bacon on top I do think
I think I'm about to go into seizures
Just what the hell happened to my Little Caesars'?
It's because of all of these certain features
The way Butthead needed Bevis, that's how I need pizzas
Don't give no single size, Super Deluxe this
They must have rapped about everything except for pizzas!
--Next is gum, wax, flies, putty and grapes
Now it would be really odd if this record will get played, huh?
Well, let's get away from irrelevance
And get back onto the pizza topic, friends
And I hope Kanye West will forgive me my sins
Now bring the food that I'm yakkin' about
Next time in the Hut, everybody order out
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Pizza sauce)
We gonna make a parodism, no schism, and write a song about feeding ourselves
(Pizza Sauce)
I can hardly wait because hunger's 'bout to bring me down
(Pizza sauce for me, for me, for me, for me...)
You know what pizza's best, kidz?
Heaven help us!
We want a pizza as big as Texas
And flavors to grab us by the solar plexus
Can y'all tell me where Pizza Hut is
Want a pitcher of Coke to wash it all down, fizz
For sure, garlic alone will stink my breath-iz
Uhhh! Got to eat it!
Uhhh! I gotta start
Getting passed by inspections, yeah yeah,now check the oven
We'll be eating us pizzas--no jazzin' , the best-us
Saying we eat slices of it like that for breakfast
Huh! Look at the grease drip off their faces
We want to know what the sausage taste is
A deep dish 12 incher served by Mavis
Hey mama, I will start to drool!
And with a coupon, I remember, breadsticks to go, I know
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Too long! Too long!...)
Load the peppahs, mushrooms, mozzeralla, mortadella and pineappas
(Pizza sauce with them)
What's the bill of fare? Pizza's all we care about, yeah!
(Pizza sauce for them)
Now I see, I see that we've got anchovies
And now you hear me, we are happy homies
I got also a meat-eating instinct
Hamburger and bacon on top I do think
I think I'm about to go into seizures
Just what the hell happened to my Little Caesars'?
It's because of all of these certain features
The way Butthead needed Bevis, that's how I need pizzas
Don't give no single size, Super Deluxe this
They must have rapped about everything except for pizzas!
--Next is gum, wax, flies, putty and grapes
Now it would be really odd if this record will get played, huh?
Well, let's get away from irrelevance
And get back onto the pizza topic, friends
And I hope Kanye West will forgive me my sins
Now bring the food that I'm yakkin' about
Next time in the Hut, everybody order out
(Pizza sauce)
I can hardly wait, mozzerella's melting down
(Pizza sauce for me)
I just got a yen today for some of that pan pizza now
(Pizza sauce)
I gotta find me the Hut, Domino's, or even Papa John's
(Pizza sauce for me)
I'd call for delivery, but I don't because it might take too damn long
(Pizza sauce)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee
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Man this is the best kanye west parody ive read yet. good job. 5's
I find it HIGHLY coincidental that someone is rating my two latest submissions a 412...the same score I had given a certain recently submitted song that caused a mini-controversy. Come on, grow up and get over yourself.
wat r u talking about im not doing anything
Not u Mikey Boy, you are ok, this has nothing to do with u. I should have mentioned a "thank you".
(sotm) :-)
Don't know why you got such crappy votes. I liked it.
(SOTM) Another finely-rhymed slice.
This was hilarious.... I couldn't stop laughing until I wrote this comment. 5-5-5 from me. Long live Pizza! Can't wait to read your Iggy Pop game show parody next.
Gotta admit that the line "The way Butthead needed Bevis, that's how I need pizzas" gives me some scary vibes of the American Pie type...
Man this is the only kanye west parody ive read yet. Heh heh. Nice subs for the original, including the great title. Other highlights: the Texas/plexus lines, seizures/Caesar's, "I hope Kanye West will forgive me my sins" and, most of all, "The way Butthead needed Beavis, that's how I need pizzas."
Agreed; lots of good rhyming, plus I love pizza. Well done.
My third-place vote for SOTM. Chimney Damage is #1 and 2004 (the year in review) is #2. Good job, though!
Thanks Rick, Chris, Know1, Spaff, Scathe & Jake!
(SOTM) DKTOS on this. Really clever work here, though...I like the read a lot.
DKTOS, but I've been trying to rap through this one - there's some very clever use of words & rappish nearly-rhymes.
Interesting Agri, I really liked it. TOS weren't too bad either.
(SOTM) Mmmm... Mystic Pizza.
SOTM--I don't know the original...=(...but nicely written, Agri!
(SOTM) - nice one Agri - as I get older, I find myself heading back towards the margaritas
A lot of good lines, particularly those mentioned by Spaff. Well done, Agrimorfee.
DKTOS, Agri. But anything that manages to find a rhyme for 'plexus' and makes 'pineapples' sound ghetto at the same time is fine by me.
(SOTM) Nice parody.
Thanks, y'all. :)
This should get you a pizza the pie this month =)
(SOTM) 'Peppahs ' - hee hee.
(SOTM) Sorry, Agri...DKTOS, but loved the idea!
I have to say that Spaff said what I was going to say about those great lines/rhymes... very tasty !
Great Stuff. Makes me hungry for Pizza, man Fave line:"Load the peppahs, mushrooms, mozzeralla, mortadella and pineappas(Pizza sauce with them)" When u sing that with the OS its hilarious :D
LOL!!!!!!!!! >.< oh my god, ha ha ha I was laughing all through reading this XD A ha ha ha ha Pizza Suace
(ABC3-P) I second what Spaff and Claude have already said. I also turned off TOS and free-read this parody to give you a better chance in the contest. =) 5 slices.
Almost annoying of an OS, as you had for the O-Round, please tell me that you'll come up with a good song for the Q-Round.... Great parody to an annoying as Hell OS
(ABC) Makes me wish I had picked Pizza Night instead of my choice, very good.
(ABC3P) I didn't bother using your provided OS, because it's too hard to pace a rap parody. So you get points from me for filling two of my many guilty pleasures: rap music and pizza.
(ABC5) mmm pizza sauce - see above - and the idea of needing pizzas as much as Butthead needs Beavis came from where, Ag? LOL
(ABC) Mmmm.....see above.....
heh heh heh the beavis line did it for me !555
Great spoof about a great food. Be sure to enter it when I decide to start a food parody contest.---MM
(ABC3P) Since I last read this, Agri, I've listened to the OS- and thus, this parody has gone way up in my estimation. Loved it!
ABC...I have to give 5s to anyone who would conquer Kanye...excellent job!
(ABC) Tasty! I'll have 555 slices.
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