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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To Cheesecake"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To Heartbreak"

Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To Cheesecake"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

Verse 1

I got a huge stomach, yeah it’s big
I use it for a table for mountain dews and chips
I eat my Spaghetti with a little bit of Soy Sauce
And I look at a cookbook when I jerk off


And my bellies big, and
Because of this, I cannot get women
I gotta quit eatin (fooood)
And my bellies big, and
Because of this, I cannot get women
Holy crap I’m freakin (huuuge)

Verse 2

Sometimes I mix Coke, with some ex-lax
The laxative don’t work, but the cola makes me crap
Tried to ride a bike, but I fell off
When I go to a buffet, I get turned on
And treadmills piss me off



I’m eatin, the food off the floor
I’m eatin, everything in the store
I’m eatin, and I want some more
I’m eatin, can’t fit through the door

Verse 3

When I walk, people think there’s an Earthquake
My first girlfriend was a Porterhouse Steak
I use ketchup to Masterbate
I knew not getting desert was a big mistake
Welcome to cheesecake


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How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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UnKnownvotress - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there, Munch !

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