I’m always up playin Campaign
Co-Op is just not for me
Private Miller is my Indentity
Gotta mess up them damn Japanese

Blastin everything like a Corporal
Don’t ever get close to my Arsenal
Can’t even believe what you just proposed
If we can play Co-Op mode (ooo ohh)

No way, no way! No way, no way!, I’m not gonna stop right now
I’m playin single player now
No way! No way, no way!, I’m not playin deathmatch now
You need to drop it now (drop it drop it)

Cuz I don't wanna Go Co-Op
You really wanna Go Co-Op (yea)
No way I’m gonna Go Co-Op
No I don't want to Go Co-Op

You wanna kill some Nazi Zombies
Well I’d rather be Private Dimitri
Pwnin with the 3rd Shock Army
And plus I really hate the dumb Split Screen

He really wanna play some Capture-The-Flag
But he’s the type that really abuses the freakin Frags
I told him why don’t you just leave me alone
He never let it go (oo ohh)

No way, no way! No way, no way!, I’m not gonna stop right now
I’m playin single player now
No way! No way, no way!, I’m not playin deathmatch now
You need to drop it now (drop it drop it)

Cuz I don't wanna Go Co-Op
You lag to much to Go Co-Op
Find someone else to Go Co-Op
Cause I’d much rather be Offica... Locke

Op... Non
Stop... Heli-co-op
Screw that Co-Op
Pwn them som mo
Wanna go?... think your good?
Well did you know, that I’m a pro?
That Co-Op mode
Isn’t that difficult
Of course it’s not difficult
Pwnin, but knowin that

No way...
No way...
No way... (hey hey)

Ay really no way...
No way...
Not today... ay ay ay ay

Cuz I don't wanna Go Co-Op
You expect me to wanna Go Co-Op?
No way I’m ever gonna Go Co-Op
Cause Campaign is just too damn hot