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Song Parodies -> "Xbox Live"

Original Song Title:

"Flashing Lights"

Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Xbox Live"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

ft. Hammerhead
Xbox Live 4x

[Verse 1: Mr. Washable]

I dont like the PS3, and I forget all about the Wii
Xbox 360s my favorite, its the Britney Spears of all the systems (its crazy!)
You more like a Rainbow Six chick, Im more of a
NCAA, Fable 2, Halo 3, Call Of Duty, Rock Band
Left 4 Dead, Assassins Creed, Mass Effect and Madden
And their all so addicting, man, why cant relationships be this easy?
Shes in bed with my brother getting busy, Im on the headset screamin out obscenities
Kids tryna step to me, and hit me with the rockets, your parents dont even love you, man, youre adopted
Damn, Im tired of you little kids, Youre on 24/7, thats why you have no friends

As you recall, you know I love to go off
On noobs with no life who only play their Xbox
What do I own? (Xbox...Live) What do I pwn? (Xbox...Live)

[Verse 2: Hammerhead]

I know its been awhile since I got a new avatar, but I dont like change
I know its getting bad online, but I come from behind and I win the damn game
And if somebody wouldve told me that all of my opponents blow, damn their connections slow
If somebody wouldve told me that lag was goin out of control and make it so difficult
Playin like Superman with no kryptonite, try me once try me twice, youll see I put up a fight
And I aint slowing down at the red light, max speed driving like exotics in Midnight
Club LA which I like to play, along with Halo Tray and Call of Du-Tay
And you want a World At War rap, what Im about to say will make you pissed
I aint even getting the game until Christmas

[Chorus 2x]
As you recall, you know I love to go off
On noobs with no life who only play their Xbox
What do I own? (Xbox...Live) What do I pwn?

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