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Song Parodies -> "Gored Gordon"

Original Song Title:

"Gold Digger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Gored Gordon"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Garbage Pail Kids fans, get set for this one.
He lost the fight to... a raging bull
Hole in his stomach... Made him dull
His name is Gored Gordon... no way Jose... a GPK!

(Did he just die?) Now I was hearing 'bout Gored Gordon
(Did he get killed?) You do have Garbage Pail Kid wisdom
(Did he just die?) Now I was hearing 'bout Gored Gordon
(Did he get killed?) You do have Garbage Pail Kid wisdom
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Did he just die?)

A-Bomb Tom
Saw the headache of Adam Bomb
Sayin' "Hey look, it's Junkfood John!"
Seeing Swarmin' Armin
Caught by flies flyin' amok
There goes Busted Armand
Flies in the form of a flock
There goes Busted Armand's busted arm
Patty Putty's distortin'
Like Larry Lips
Thin Lynn had told me she'd seen a dog named Fritz Spritz
Barfin' Barbara, Hip Kip, James Flames
Pumping Aaron, Vile Kyle, Oral Laurel and Jayne Drain
Okay, get ya kids in case they'd got no friends
Show GPKs to them, they all got up in
The Garbage Pail Kids are ready for action
Holy flashbacks, 'cause they will up your satisfaction
You know what
Some took less time to vomit
Including Green Cheese Chase and Haley Comet
My best friend say he used to like just Coy Roy
Well, I'll better off appeal this to little boys

(Did he just die?) Now I was hearing 'bout Gored Gordon
(Did he get killed?) You do have Garbage Pail Kid wisdom
(Did he just die?) Now I was hearing 'bout Gored Gordon
(Did he get killed?) You do have Garbage Pail Kid wisdom
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Is he okay?) Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
(Did he just die?)

23 years, 23 years
GPKs been around for like 23 years
Somethin' in my bathroom is a toilet paper dispenser
The dispenser's name was none other than Spencer
For there will be such thing as Super Bowl Tuesday
Will there be the all new end of the GPKs?
Time to lay off the Cabbage Patch, they're all way much garbage
Forget the darn Hot Wheels, they're really way much garbage
You're already tired of G.I. Joes, way much garbage
forget about Barbies, that was too much garbaaage
Right now, it's time to holler "we want garbage"
We want garbage! Yeah
It's something that we want to have
Beheaded by the doors is Madison Halved
23 years, 23 years
But it's their 10th year, the GPKs took its toll

Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
Drop dead, boy, go 'head, drop dead
Let me hear that back

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littleCupCake - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this Super Bowl of ' fun Americana '!

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