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Song Parodies -> "She gives team bonus"

Original Song Title:

"Gold Digger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"She gives team bonus"

Parody Written by:

Graham H.

The Lyrics

This song is partially based off of a friend who I know from quizzing (but not fully). I know a lot of people don't like my ideas of "social quizzers", so this parody tells everyone I'm not quick to label anyone a social quizzer and that I see everyone with potential to be great.
[Spoken]:
She gives team bonus
And we succeed
Yeah, she’s a quizzin’ – differently
They say she’s a social quizzer – all other teams
I disagree

[Chorus]:
(She gives team bonus)
Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a social quizzer (When we’re in need)
But she ain’t quizzin’ at her best-y best (She gives team bonus)
Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a social quizzer (And we succeed)
But she ain’t quizzin’ at her best-y best (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on, quiz out (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on, quiz out (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on, quiz out (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on… (Yeah, she gives team bonus)

[Verse 1]:
Her score always bombed since she quizzed on week 1 (When we’re in need)
She always held her buzzer under her underarm (She gives team bonus)
I could tell I would rock, my score she couldn’t harm (And we succeed)
But as far as team, we would rot (We succeed)
Because that score she harm and harm (We succeed)
But I’m hoping that one year we can see her (We succeed)
Not as someone whose a social under-achiever, that deters
But as a teammate, who’s great (We succeed)
But that’s gonna take all a very long process (She gives team bonus)
Ok, let’s study, but she rather talk to friends (When we’re in need)
We run low on time, then we gotta cram (She gives team bonus)
Without any progress, and here comes Sunday (And we succeed)
If you’re dependant on her, then you better pray! (We succeed)
You know why?
It takes too long to study (We succeed)
Because she’s more occupied by her buddies (We succeed)
That’s why her performance is always so cruddy (we succeed)
I don’t care what all of you say, I’ll work with her

[CHORUS]

[Verse 2]:
Eight whole years, eight whole years (When we’re in need)
She’s been quizzing on one team for all eight of those years (she gives team bonus)
I know her coaches are trying to support her like the rest of the team (And we succeed)
But what happen when rookies perform better than she? (We succeed)
You will see she will subbing, on any given Sunday (We succeed)
She’ll be nagging ‘bout it by the next Monday (We succeed)
She was s’pose to be the starter for first meet (We succeed)
Instead she had to sit down and wait for the sixth seat (She gives team bonus)
This was gonna be the match she was going to quiz out (When we’re in need)
So now she’ going to walk ‘round, be angry, and pout (She gives team bonus)
If you want more points, holla “We want team bonus!” (And we succeed)
“WE WANT TEAM BONUS. Yyyeeeahhh…”
It’s something that you’ll need to have (We succeed)
Cuz if she leaves the team, you’ll score 20 less (We succeed)
Eight whole years, eight whole years (We succeed)
And on her 20th birthday found out she couldn’t quiz?! (We succeed)

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]:
Now I ain’t sayin’ you a social quizzer, you do study
You want to buzz in first, but you don’t got speed
You go out to practice with the rest of the team
When you give us team bonus, you give hopes and dreams
So teams better watch out!
You won’t be expecting it when’s she the first one to quiz out.
She’s got ambition, home boy, it’s that look in her eyes
This week she’s scorin’ ten, next week thirty-five (Yeah, she gives team bonus)
So stick by her side (When we’re in need)
I know she can error, but at least she tries (She gives team bonus)
And they gonna keep buzzin’ and answerin’ (And we succeed)
And you hold tight there, girl
Cuz when it’s your time, we’ll need you for team bonus (We succeed)

Quiz out, girl, come on, quiz out (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on, quiz out (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on, quiz out (We succeed)
Quiz out, girl, come on…
(She gives team bonus)

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