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Song Parodies -> "Kristyn Talks"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Walks"

Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Kristyn Talks"

The Lyrics

There's this girl at my school, and she talks...A LOT. Enough said
I need to recruit all the ear plugs
All the doctor's ear plugs
My table's at War
We at war with quizzes, homework ...ACTs, but most of all we at war wit Kristyn's mouth

Kristyn Talks- God show me the way because her mouth be tryin' to tear me down
Kristyn Talks too much

[Verse 1]
Ya know what the mid-west iz? Preps are airheads
Catholic high school nuns haunt your presence
And next these juniors try to jack your breakfast
Somebody tell these dummies who the sophomore class iz
I walk through the hallways to find out where my class iz
Third floor...the stairs alone will leave you breathless
Then she says it
"Geo is leavin' for Texas!"
"Yeh Yeh but he'll be back kid"
I'll be calmin' her down then she screamin' "That just sucks!"
Sayin she gon' kick my sister in the butt, huh?!
You'll kick my sister's butt? Whats the reason?
Sister she don't know you.....but she got shoes and laces
My trunk full of Cds, an illegal taser
I always used to think only cursing will shame us
Well Kristyn I listen to your words...but I be gone in my head
Just starin at you uh-huh

Kristyn Talks- God show me the way because her mouth be tryin' to tear me down
Kristyn Talks too much- The only thing that I pray iz that my ears don't go deaf now
Kristyn Talks-And the only thing I can do now is duct tape her mouth
Kristyn Talks too much-I wanna say shut up but I'm afraid cause I ain't spoke in so long

[Extended a bit]

[Verse 2]
To the juniors, seniors, soph-o-mores, Lunch eaters, even the teachers
To the victims of Sylvan, feel you livin in hell there, hell yeh
Now hear thee hear thee, wanna dodge she real swiftly
I know she see me when my eyes get weary
Cuz lordy her mouth never shuts down
We sophomores is role models, we pass we don't fail
I ain't here to argue about her facial features
Or here to hear her voice on radio speakers
Im just tryna say the way kids need lunch tickets
The Way Catholics needed Jesus...thats the way i need peaceus
So here go my pencil dawg, I think she needs this
They said we could get tested on all things except for peaceus
That means math, english, French, Global Studies
But if I tell her "shh!" I get a detention, huh?
Well if this take away from my time...which will prolly take away my rhyme..
Then i hope it help me find some new friends and bring the day that im dreamin bout...
Next time im in the class, everybody screaming out...


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